I just peaked at middle class wankerism

[Buckarooo]

At a farm café... naturally. And daughter is on special diet, so she was eating her packed lunch. And she went to eat her apple ...I found my self saying "oh darling, let me wash your apple, it's got brioche crumbs all over it"

What a dick I am 🤣

Baps? That’s what the lasses get oot on a night on the cobbles
Nan? That’s your Fanny not your granny

No she's right your really boring. Miserable and humorless

*you’re

Is it buggery humble-bragging 😂

@Buckarooo I’ve certainly laughed at the thread,so did my minimum wage staff esp when I threatened to dock their wages unless they showed appropriate amount of mirth

I think the poster thought I'd be embarrassed at having a nan. 😂😂😂😂 honestly the only people I meet who think like this are desperate to be seen as middle class why I don't know.

This was funny I retract humourless

I fully sympathise and I know exactly what you mean. It’s bullying and mean and I don’t think it should be invisible as it’s unfair and causes distress. My daughter at junior school liked a flask of green tea with her packed lunch and was mocked by the staff. It really isn’t ok to be fine with dairylea and bullying about green tea etc. it’s toxic classism and it’s being colluded with all over the place.

Yes agreed being mean because you have very fixed ideas on class is foolish. It really doesn't mean much.

OP I love your sense of humour! I often catch myself doing similar and having the sense of humour to laugh at yourself is so vital! X

Boring

I know what you mean. It's like when I eat oysters on the treadmill at my gym. People can be so mean

Now Jane Boring retraction requires more banter from you. Tell me a joke I'll retract immediately.

Brioche.

My son has a bit of a posh (ish) name and his new uni mates (been there since Sept, not RG) told him he sounds posh. I don’t think he does (I’m a sarf Londoner) but he does speak nicer than me. We just laugh about it.

A person has to keep their zinc levels up somehow. It’s not as if you’re swigging Pimm’s on the elliptical, is it. I only do that on Wednesdays.

Brioche crumbs would likely have a difficult time adhering to a raw, unpeeled apple due to the apple's smooth and somewhat waxy skin. The skin of an apple doesn't have much texture or moisture to help bind dry crumbs like brioche to it. For crumbs to adhere effectively, there typically needs to be some kind of binding agent, like moisture, fat, or something sticky. Without these, the crumbs would simply fall off.

If you were to peel the apple or lightly coat it with something like butter or a glaze, it would help the crumbs stick better. The moisture from a buttered or oiled surface, for example, would provide a better texture for the crumbs to cling to. A commercial or homemade adhesive would possibly also work.

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This thread went south which is kind of ironic

Oh so you're allowed to do that but when I whip out my cheesestring at the Savoy I'm "not giving the right impression" 😏 that's unfair that is

A man walked into a bar.......

Said "ouch"

It’s easier as an adult to laugh things off, it’s very distancing of peers to “other” you via your food choices, and especially if it’s done in a chippy way. Kids are often finding food difficult to like, so having a food they actually like sneered at isn’t a happy place for a kid. My daughter was tiny and very food fussy and her actually liking something was a surprise. Her form teacher sneered at her tea. But didn’t sneer at Viscount biscuits. I mean really, this is wrong headedness.

I'll take a steak bake with me tomorrow so I don't make the proles jealous

What's the brag?