I just peaked at middle class wankerism

[Buckarooo]

At a farm café... naturally. And daughter is on special diet, so she was eating her packed lunch. And she went to eat her apple ...I found my self saying "oh darling, let me wash your apple, it's got brioche crumbs all over it"

What a dick I am 🤣

Do the ONS do this? They classify people into socio-economic grades but they don’t appear to mention class?

Traitor

She buys from Iceland.

Pervert

I'm wearing leggings and love an Arctic Roll though, is that ok?

I was talking to my mum about how a product was better quality at fortnum and mason than waitroise. I felt such a dick after 🤣

Only if you have a Nan.

Dh has eaten all the Jason’s sourdough and only got co-op sourdough. Disgusting. Jason’s is elite and beats any artisan bakery sourdough I can get round here.

No, but it does point out that tea is a drink, not a meal.

Yeah bit of controversy around that. They change the descriptions for every class but lower and working. Don't know why. But yes they go into thst detail easier to read the government's summary if like me you are a lazy analyst.

Why the yawn? I think it’s a shame the art of self deprecation seems to be a bit dead on here. So many po faced posters who can’t see the humorous side of saying something you realise is a bit posh (I’ll use posh as a catch all for anything more than working class) . They do say the best humour is one you can relate to, so maybe people who say things that could be considered a bit posh on a daily basis won’t see the funny side. I’m sure King Charles doesn’t laugh at himself because he told Prince George the butler win’t be there today.

Exactly. I am flippant about being middle class and joke about myself precisely because I know I am lucky to count Waitrose, baton carrots, a big house and countless other things as part of normal life. I am very aware of how fortunate I am. DF was much more UMC than us and slipped financially - he spent his life trying to claw his way back and never managed it. It made me aware that it’s not guaranteed.

Maybe I’ve had too much wine. But can’t seem to see the amusement in this post.

and a bit of a self righteous twat

Totally did

I also have a regional accent and tonight we sat on the settee to have our tea

Don't hold the brioche against me, I promise I'm still working class 🥺

Never mind. Put Mrs Brown's Boys on and see if that does the trick

😂 you twat

I have a bit of a humour bypass about it as living in a very mixed area in London, I am just so tired of people laughing about my children’s “posh” names and posh accent. DS1 was extremely picky eater and brought bread to dip in balsamic vinegar to school because HE LIKED IT and even the teachers were laughing about him being so posh. Just don’t find it funny🤷🏻‍♀️

Which post, there have been lots. You weren’t amused even a little bit by any of them?

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Yes, boring people like you have made it boring.

Megan Markle……

O mean I could be you but I'm not so winning

I could not agree with you more! It’s beyond it now! It really is off the scale and any time anyone cals it out you get deleted … it’s like literally being gaslit in lala land were we all have to pretend this shit is real or we get into trouble!

Wow your sense of humour is amazing.

How old is your daughter if you don’t mind me asking?