I just peaked at middle class wankerism

[Buckarooo]

At a farm café... naturally. And daughter is on special diet, so she was eating her packed lunch. And she went to eat her apple ...I found my self saying "oh darling, let me wash your apple, it's got brioche crumbs all over it"

What a dick I am 🤣

😂

Your literally a fool. Please go read up on what middle class means. Honestly you sound very very socially limited. Not able to navigate the wider world desprate to have something to signal to yourself or others that you have achieved middle class excellence.

I had a dog who was allergic to duck, does that count?

Yes pets with allergies is middle class

Big wave to The Daily Mail.😜

I think to be mc you do have to have a minimum of GCSE English. Or at least the ability to express yourself clearly.

Do you think they'll name check you when they scrape this article for their online content?

Personally, I’ve been learning about social stratification for the last 5 years but you could easily find something to explain what middle class means with a quick google which would set you straight

Naughty! Some people get very passionate about class issues.

I do have 2 decent 'O' levels in English 🙂but language seems to have moved on a wee bit since then.

I don't know if your serious but really it's education and job that defines middle class. The only class defined by blood line is upper class. Working class describes limited finacial freedom less focus on education, manual job that's it. If you after 5 years don't know this go back and start again your doing it wrong.

Have you seen the cost of tradies, most of them are more financially free than white collar workers these days.

This is just bull. I can’t believe you’ve actually posted to say anyone who went to university is middle class. That’s hysterical

That isn’t actually true. You could have a good education and job with six figure salary and be working class. You could leave school and work in a minimum wage job your whole life and be middle class. I know this might fry your brain, but it’s true☺️

I bet if the said paper does cover this thread, my comment that they were The Paper that Supported the Blackshirts won't be included.

The take away I’m getting from this thread is that bacon sandwiches give you bowel cancer. Surely this is an anti British suggestion.

Brioche aren’t brilliant for the bowel but this hasn’t been mentioned because there’s always a bias in favour of French cuisine.

Beat me to it.

It’s every thread today. A hive twatmind. Think we’ve all synched up and it’s day one of everyone’s cycle en masse.

Everyone talking about the apple is it not the brioche that is the middle class part? I don’t think op is saying middle class is eating fruit! And brioche crumbs are big and do stick to apples!!

Oh I am well in then, he had a shedload and they got worse as he got older.

Actually very posh of him.

Is it really middle class to bring your own food to a cafe and take up space there while eating it? Genuinely asking. I would have thought that was poor form from any class?

Only if it is BELBERRY SAN MARZANO TOMATO ROYAL KETCHUP

It's terrifying how uneducated people are the world we live in. Class is used by finances professionals and government to make assessing large groups of people quickly. Being a trader is a skilled professional job you are not working class. When you apply for job there is a reason you are asked if you were the first person in your family to go to university. Why do you think this question is asked, it's to profile people quickly. Please don't spread misinformation because your not very well off and can't afford brioche.@

It. Was. A. Funny. Thread.

"Sorry, young child. Unfortunately your dietary needs that are completely out of your control mean you'll just have to sit and watch the rest of us eat. Hard luck".