I just peaked at middle class wankerism

[Buckarooo]

At a farm café... naturally. And daughter is on special diet, so she was eating her packed lunch. And she went to eat her apple ...I found my self saying "oh darling, let me wash your apple, it's got brioche crumbs all over it"

What a dick I am 🤣

I'm feeling bitchy tonight can I ask did you understand what I meant by hacking.

Fair enough.

I have never worked with so many working class lads as when I worked on a trading floor so you are wrong there too. There are different types of traders and trading floors. You are the one who are misinformed.

Oh my God traders are from a working class background they themselves are not working class fucksake

OP, you were going down the 'Sense of Humour' highway but for some reason most of the people on this thread have chosen to take the bypass.

I thought it was funny 😄

Sorry children, there are poshos eating apples covered in brioche crumbs from a lunchbox. You'll have to wait until they've vacated their seats.

I mean, from the OP it sounds like only the DD was having a lunch box. Whoever else was there was eating food from the cafe - otherwise, what's the point of going to a cafe?

I cannot believe I'm bothering to post this. It's not rocket science noone is out to get anyone. The ONS have a standardised explanations. Really really let this go. As my nan would say don't be wrong and strong.
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/state-of-the-nation-2023-people-and-places/chapter-1-introduction

I think many of them would beg to differ. Why do you think walking onto a trading floor suddenly makes you middle class?

I thought it was middle class because the apple got washed and not just wiped on my jumper?!

Just use Google please go read.

The main point in going to a cafe is to have a bacon sandwich. Life is never going to be the same, I blame the pigs.

More fool you for naming his big sis Brioche

It's always the pigs, George Orwell was right.

tbf it is a lovely name.

Because you are working in a skilled role that requires a specific skill set that requires advanced skill sets. Being middle class is just a description. I think you are talking about something else. It's just a fact.

Definitely wankerism. You're brave to own up to that.

Anyone watched the film 'Made in Dagenham' ? Marvellous film, good actors.

Plenty of working class roles require advanced skill sets

Wtf is a working class role

Because in this country specifically the following roles are classed as working class.

Cleaner
Porter
Babysitter
Shop floor worker.

All it means is the job requires no higher education no professional training and no mandated core competancy that's it nothing else.

It’s actually called a bap

Bap was for the posh kids we had half a loaf and sardines your privilege is showing.

I don't know what class I am either. Most of the markers seem to be arbitrary and unimportant. Ex university lecturer, loves Wetherspoons, make all my own bread - by hand! - pronounces 'Bath' with a short 'a', plays classical violin...

This is a bit different to what we are discussing here which is more about the “culture”
of being middle class. For example, you having a Nan, immediately tells me that you are most likely working class. You might have an education or a highly skilled job, but I would still guess you are working class. There are so many subtle markers which isn’t just about avocado and shopping in Waitrose.