I am LOVING all this reminiscing!
THIS made me LOL, and smile! 😁
@GarlicStyle
When it was all fields and everyone knew their neighbours! Nobody ever locked their doors, we were in & out of each other's houses all the time ... I remember when [rambles into extended village mythology]
@SargeMimpson I don't think there is any definitive way to see how long it's been since you first came here. I don't know my exact date. I just know it was around 10-11 years ago (mid 2010s.) I used to be on ivillage. Anyone remember that?! When that shut down, I had to find somewhere else! And then it was hello Mumsnet! 
@Flatbellyfella · Today 14:48
Joined in 2011, I never see any of the regular names that were around then, why do they change their names?
I think people change usernames quite often, because there has been a spate (over the last few years) of 'new' posters who drag stuff up from poster's threads and throw it in their face, and/or have personal grudges against people and hound them/stalk them. Shame it got like that, but I can see why people do it (and quite often use a namechange to post a new thread.)
I reckon most of the oldies are still here, but under new usernames. 😀
Wow, almost 330 votes now, thank you! 