Facebook Christmas Tat

[NoEffingWay]

I have been waiting with anticipation for the Christmas selling to start and we have a cracker here! From the badly coloured in nose on the reindeer, to the 'script' that wonkily says 'DEAR SANTA', I cannot wait to hand over £8 (each) for these beauties...

Those look like a pre teen’s art project

What on earth?? Just written on with a sharpie??

Just noticed rudolf's eye 😂😂😂

They were clearly made by a child, though. Which makes them adorable!

Rudolph looks like he's being bummed by a biscuit.

No wonder he's looking so upset.

Looks like they misspelled "reindeer" and had to shoehorn the "i" in afterwards.

I'd like to think that this is a child's cute art project, but I fear not.

The seller, an adult, had made no mention of a child being involved. The eye on the reindeer is a unique finishing touch

Wow

Not to be too pedantic, but that shape looks suspiciously moose-like to me. As opposed to the humble re(i)ndeer.

I love stuff like this

It's the £3 worth of sweets chucked in a box charged at a tenner I'm looking forward to marked as an xmas eve box..along with some shut hot chocolate in a bag wrapped with a pipe cleaner.

My son brought something like this home from his special school, we were asked to donate a couple of quid toward ,s school funds which was fair ,enough ,and it was better quality! Despite all the children having complex disabilities,
Who on earth would pay 8 quid for that??

Yeah, that's a moose. No wonder it looks upset.

I was just going to say about all the chocolate cones, hampers etc. So easy to assemble yourself & a darn sight cheaper too!

Oooh. Nice catch.

Doing my trawl through handmade items did not throw up any treasures as Rudolf the moose. Just crapton of Temu stuff repacked and claim to be handmade... 😤

Why was my post immediate hidden?
Was it cr*pton or t*mu mention?

Well I thought I coloured his nose in quite well OP 😳😂

Haha I love these threads. May I submit these pet memorial decorations being sold locally to me?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea!

(<cough> Moose <cough>)

I wonder if the now infamous Quality Street tin complete with 'festive menu' is still on ebay? I know it's not Facebook, but I'm compelled to have a look...

I think the T word is blocked automatically until MN check

Howling
It really does (I had to go back and check...)

Hahaha, I love this sort of stuff. I bought one of the vinyl cutting machines (cricut) for my own personal hobbies and joined some of the Facebook groups to get tips. The number of people who have zero creative skills but decide they can just buy one and immediately start a business! Wonky text, generic (and usually copyrighted) images, and zero thought about how plates etc might need to be food safe or customers might be upset when the vinyl comes off after one hand wash.

It's meant to be a reindeer??! I thought it was a map of somewhere (to be fair I saw the picture before I read the message and totally missed the evil eye) and was trying to work out which country has three jutted out pieces of land and the bottom of it.

@GameOfJones that is monstrously brilliant/awful!