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NoEffingWay · 15/11/2024 14:43

I have been waiting with anticipation for the Christmas selling to start and we have a cracker here! From the badly coloured in nose on the reindeer, to the 'script' that wonkily says 'DEAR SANTA', I cannot wait to hand over £8 (each) for these beauties...

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OldTinHat · 22/11/2024 10:34

Thelavha · 21/11/2024 18:11

How had no one linked to this legend yet? It's not Christmas until I have reread the unhinged description Grin
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Thank you @Thelavha! That's what I referring to upthread but searched ebay and couldn't find it. I didn't believe for one minute that it could have been sold!

I'm happy now - thanks for making my day! It's so unbelievable!

tellmewhenthespaceshiplandscoz · 22/11/2024 10:44

Oh I love these threads! Thanks OPGrin

tellmewhenthespaceshiplandscoz · 22/11/2024 10:46

GameOfJones · 18/11/2024 09:28

Haha I love these threads. May I submit these pet memorial decorations being sold locally to me?

My cat would haunt me forever if I was to put such a monstrosity up in his name Grin

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Negroany · 22/11/2024 10:54

OldTinHat · 22/11/2024 10:34

Thank you @Thelavha! That's what I referring to upthread but searched ebay and couldn't find it. I didn't believe for one minute that it could have been sold!

I'm happy now - thanks for making my day! It's so unbelievable!

I think we should club together and send him the money on the proviso it gets put up every year and never sold.

BadLittleBunny · 22/11/2024 11:14

I could swear that's not the original that's been on sale for years. I seem to remember it had far more tiers, but maybe the horror burned itself differently into my mind?!

cantthinkofausername26 · 22/11/2024 12:17

BadLittleBunny · 22/11/2024 11:14

I could swear that's not the original that's been on sale for years. I seem to remember it had far more tiers, but maybe the horror burned itself differently into my mind?!

Wow £600??

Thelavha · 22/11/2024 22:06

@OldTinHat it'sy favourite Christmas tradition Grin

Igavebirthtoabanana · 22/11/2024 22:20

A wooden Christmas card, only £10. From Market Place.

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JadedVeryJaded · 22/11/2024 22:22

Thelavha · 21/11/2024 18:11

How had no one linked to this legend yet? It's not Christmas until I have reread the unhinged description Grin
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It’s still for sale 🤣

Love this thread every year!

WeAreOnTheRoadToNowhere · 22/11/2024 22:23

BadLittleBunny · 22/11/2024 11:14

I could swear that's not the original that's been on sale for years. I seem to remember it had far more tiers, but maybe the horror burned itself differently into my mind?!

I don't think it is either. I thought the original was bigger, like you say more layers and more detailed

Hohohopeful · 22/11/2024 22:23

I love that ebay one. I clicked on the seller though and he has 99.9% positive reviews for over 40,000 sales! He has other even more expensive things on there (though no other home made). Never occurred to me before he may have a successful ebay business.

AngryLikeHades · 22/11/2024 22:25

What a load of old shit.

JollyHostess101 · 22/11/2024 22:32

FuckoffeeBeforeCoffee · 19/11/2024 17:25

This looks absolute shite.

One of my neighbours has something similar in their living room window 🤣

Theholdovers · 22/11/2024 22:44

It’s up. Feast your eyes 😂

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Londonmummy66 · 22/11/2024 22:45

Thelavha · 21/11/2024 18:11

How had no one linked to this legend yet? It's not Christmas until I have reread the unhinged description Grin
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I'm so disappointed that in true spirit of a MN Christmas I offered him £2 for it and he declined my offer..

Negroany · 23/11/2024 00:04

WeAreOnTheRoadToNowhere · 22/11/2024 22:23

I don't think it is either. I thought the original was bigger, like you say more layers and more detailed

I have a vague memory of a train.....?

ImJustAGirlInACountrySong · 23/11/2024 00:23

Oh wow those are AWFUL!!!

Who tells these people that they will sell!??

Whatthefuck3456 · 23/11/2024 02:25

Maybe these people know it’s tatt however are in poverty and these are desperate measures to get their child a Christmas present!

Youngatheart00 · 23/11/2024 02:50

I don’t know whether this is because I’m hormonal but…..

The handcrafted things where someone has put an effort in, however shite the outcome, I do find kind of heartwarming / heartbreaking in equal measures.

I’m referring to things where time has been put in, it’s genuinely handcrafted, the price point is not excessive , and not mass produced shite as per the site mentioned above. Neither am I talking about someone who ‘creates’ by tipping quality street etc into a basket and thinking it’s saleable.

Mind you; I was always the one who bought some kind of knitted animal / doll at the Christmas Fayre if a sweet old lady was behind the stall, and also used to feel sorry for the library books no one had taken out for years so make a point of reading them 😬 wow - that all sounds tragic!! Note to self - toughen up!

That merry go round thing for £600 odd quid is absolutely absurd!! Didn’t warm my heart one tiny bit, just gave me palpitations! 🤣

oakleaffy · 23/11/2024 03:43

RossGellersCat · 15/11/2024 21:49

Not to be too pedantic, but that shape looks suspiciously moose-like to me. As opposed to the humble re(i)ndeer.

I too thought Moose- Reindeer are much more refined looking and have more obvious horns.

black and white running GIF
oakleaffy · 23/11/2024 03:48

Youngatheart00 · 23/11/2024 02:50

I don’t know whether this is because I’m hormonal but…..

The handcrafted things where someone has put an effort in, however shite the outcome, I do find kind of heartwarming / heartbreaking in equal measures.

I’m referring to things where time has been put in, it’s genuinely handcrafted, the price point is not excessive , and not mass produced shite as per the site mentioned above. Neither am I talking about someone who ‘creates’ by tipping quality street etc into a basket and thinking it’s saleable.

Mind you; I was always the one who bought some kind of knitted animal / doll at the Christmas Fayre if a sweet old lady was behind the stall, and also used to feel sorry for the library books no one had taken out for years so make a point of reading them 😬 wow - that all sounds tragic!! Note to self - toughen up!

That merry go round thing for £600 odd quid is absolutely absurd!! Didn’t warm my heart one tiny bit, just gave me palpitations! 🤣

Oh goodness yes! I love a little woolly toy! Someone at Whippet rescue knitted a teeny tiny little dog and I bought the knitted coat to get the dog! - someone's Auntie knitted a 'sausage dog' and I bought that, too...love them! {Whippet rescue dog is here...} I too used to feel sorry for the unread library books!

My husband actually felt sorry for some frozen fish left behind in the freezer once!

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Jii · 23/11/2024 05:05

Not the worse but £20 in a b&m plastic box

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SantaClausIsOnTheDole · 23/11/2024 07:07

OldTinHat · 22/11/2024 10:34

Thank you @Thelavha! That's what I referring to upthread but searched ebay and couldn't find it. I didn't believe for one minute that it could have been sold!

I'm happy now - thanks for making my day! It's so unbelievable!

I remember this abomination from last year!

Sort of getting a bit of nostalgia about it now…..😉

RainbowZebraWarrior · 23/11/2024 07:13

Theholdovers · 22/11/2024 22:44

It’s up. Feast your eyes 😂

475 viewed in the last 24 hours. I wonder if he ever wonders where the increase in interest comes from at this time every year.

Thelavha · 23/11/2024 07:57

I have had that on my watchlist for a few years so I think it is the original, but now I'm having some strange mandala effect because I feel like it used to be bigger too?