Hands Across The Water - Trump thread #135

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There's only one floating pile of garbage in this story and it lives in Mar a Lago.

To Kamala Harris and all the other Democratic candidates on the ballot - May your courage, determination and hard work bring you the success you deserve. ❤️
To Donald (Jessica) Trump - May you get everything you deserve... and then some.

Community Notice
This won't be the last thread in this bigly nightmare and these threads may fly by over the next week so anyone who is up for continuing them please feel free to do so as I may not be awake all the time!

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5164974-whats-true-pussycat-trump-thread-134?page=10

Hear, hear. Cheers to you GingerIvy.

I remember GingerIvy 😔 I think she started the first AIBU about Trump. I hope her family are happy and well.

Speaking of Trump Tower... this is from an Ai Weiwei exhibition I went to in 2023. I concur with Mr Weiwei.

Caption Competition time!

I mean you can almost feel the loathing emanating from Melania, no wonder she has her shades on 🤣🤣🤣

Whereas I got them first time round, and very refreshing and subversive they were too for those days, especially such things as Julian and Sandy.

Splaaaash!!!

"He's fallen in the water!"

(Trump- in a shark-infested bay, I hope.)

https://x.com/KhaokheowZoo/status/1853407772215534023?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1853407772215534023%7Ctwgr%5E8a3c191451f97b9f70f4223279e8701078ef1017%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fnews.sky.com%2Fstory%2Fus-election-trump-kamala-harris-latest-live-13209921

Moo Deng has predicted a Trump win. That’s it I’m officially done 😂

Melania thinking "Why wouldn't you eat the mushroom risotto, you lobotomised shrivelled up satsuma? Now I'll have to drop your hairdryer in the bath!"

Apposite for our hopes today: "Left hand down a bit! Left hand down a bit!"

Yes I'm doing the same.

Trump has criminal practices that take up most of his time. 😬

I made a batch of pizzas last week for this very night. I'm slowly making garlic bread to go with them. I might thrown in a salad and then I'm making a big bowl of popcorn. There will be wine.

I'm getting nervous. I felt more positive earlier.

I feel literal dread. I keep making jokes to DH about the next Trump term because it’s the only way I can process it 😭

I'll stick that "I voted" pin into the middle of your back

I like to think she voted for Harris

"Have I won yet? I must have won because I've just voted and my vote is the only one that counts!"

"What do you mean, She voted for Harris?"

Bomb threats made against polling stations in Georgia were of Russian origin according to Brad Raffensberger.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/czxrnw5qrprt?post=asset%3A5c6320db-92df-4ce2-8c23-73242566c4cb#post

DT "If I stand with my hands buggy far apart like this they'll never be able to handcuff me"
M "I have spare handcuffs I could lend them, they could cuff you each side..."

I don't think Melania is even in that picture. She has replaced herself with an identical sex doll and Trump has not noticed.

Melania is off having fun somewhere.

Oh, I remember GingerIvy... what a lovely post from you 🥰

I have to say, it is nothing like Melania

3 words I never want to see in a sentence again: Trump, Sex and Doll. 🤮

<reaches for brain bleach>

Storm warnings in parts of Louisiana according to CNN. Probably not enough to suppress the Republican turnout, but hey you can dream!

Me too. Thanks for posting about her @Jaichangecentfoisdenom - I was away from these threads when she died. What sad news.

Last time around there were all those rumours about Melania being MIA and them using a double/stand-in who looked nothing like her according to the Twitter detectives. That Melania always wore sunglasses as well...🧐🤔