What MN sin have you committed?

[Pumpkittenspice]

For me, it’s having my TV mounted to our chimney breast. I know that it’s a faux pas on here 😏

I can't get more than one family meal and some scraps for the cat out of a chicken.

I don't drive on motorways either and never have.

According to mumsnet that is disgusting snd gross and your pjs will be dripping in discharge

My kid is not a strapping ten year old who already towers over me.

But can you see his ribs? Otherwise he is still obese.

I use shower gel and liquid hand wash. Cba with slimey bar soap.

My big squishy GREY CORNER SOFA.

My DS is not 6 foot and built like a rugby player.

I was a sahm, I don’t drive, I’m now a company owner, I like Prosecco, I love summer, I’m fat, my children play Fortnite 🤫, I often cook different meals for the people in my house, I like my smart home/alexa

Oh, I despise bar soap.
I home educate.
I don’t answer the door.
I’d rather text than phone.

Flushing tampons 🙊

😂Love the idea of a Mumsnet antichrist. Beelzemum!

Oh, I’m fat too.
And I was a SAHM.
I’m a lesbian but married a man for a while.
I don’t think my autistic DC are best served by ‘helping them function in the real world’ aka masking.

Oh no that's an actual sin and you seriously need to stop that.

I don't care about upfs

I use fabric softener.

@Grepes very similar to me in most regards!! except at 62 I've gone off sex totally

I have a toilet brush.
I have a grey corner sofa.
We eat a whole chicken on a Sunday.
I took my husband's name.
My husband is my eldest child's step father. Although he has been involved since he was 2 and there are no other step children. (Which I think is still a MN sin, but not as bad as a blended family?)
And I love prosecco.

I think I should be banned.

I love fabric softener and sometimes spend ages in Tesco sniffing them.

My son’s dinner had no protein source in it. Worried I’ve ruined his life chances by not ensuring a good macro split.

I love and use perfume liberally.
I use fabric conditioner, even on towels.
I have plug in air fresheners.
I have scented candles and burn them.
I use the central heating.
I take 20 minute showers daily.
I wash jeans and jumpers after one wear.
I use bleach/a loo brush.
I have multiple pets Including......dogs.
I don't even know exactly what constitutes upf.
I bottle fed both of my children just because I didn't want anything sucking on my boobs.
I gave my children solids well before it was recommended in the baby book.
My husband is 16 years older than me.
I vape.
I do have a rather strapping 6'4 teenage son and absolutely stunning teenage daughter so I assume I'm allowed to stay on mn🤣

I live in a new build and I like grey decor.
I like Mrs Hinch.
I've got no intention of giving up ultra processed food or diet coke.

Ooof, must be a few here!

Autistic
Never been a SAHM - back to work after mat leave with both DC
Didn't breastfeed (couldn't deal with the sensory aspects of it)
I use antibacterial wipes for cleaning
I don't think a ready meal will kill my DC every once in a while
My best friend is a stepmum and I don't think she's the antichrist

Unlike most mumsnetters I don't have an ample chest, and I don't find bras uncomfortable.

I love Love Actually