What MN sin have you committed?

[Pumpkittenspice]

For me, it’s having my TV mounted to our chimney breast. I know that it’s a faux pas on here 😏

I have toilet brushes. 😱

Actually, so do I. They are silicon and easy to clean.

I don't like Autumn

I had some friends to stay at the weekend and enjoyed it.

I hate Spring, also have an "ample chest" and don't wear a bra, just nipple covers.
😂

I like my husband, and his ex wife. Madness.

I feed my 20 month old fries as he won’t eat anything else (in my defence, the health visitor told me to give him anything as long as he eats)!

I live in a cul de sac

I am not a high earner

Haha same! Love DH, and his ex girlfriend is the one who introduced us as she was a friend of mine too! Send her flowers every year! Wonderful human.

I’ve dared to “decorate for autumn” by putting up a wreath, a classy ceramic pumpkin and loads of pumpkin spice candles.

I hate autumn, and I think acceptable weather in (uk) summer starts at about 20°

I like ironing (but not enough to "take in ironing!"🤣)

I poo in public toilets and sometimes even at work.

I was a SAHM dependant on DH for a decade
I have a toilet brush in all the toilets
I answer the door, even when not expecting visitors
I don't shower every day
I let my kids play video games or use phones/tablets as much as they want
We are a high earning household but, gasp, have sometimes been utterly skint!
I drive a 4x4 (and love it)
I love it when friends/family pop round unexpectedly and don't panic about it.
Beds get washed when I remember

I cannot drive.

Oh god, I'm like the Mumsnet antichrist if I'm being honest. It would be quicker to list the things Mumsnet would approve of.

I work in a hotel and don't care if people take stuff with them for their journey - ask me and I'll cling film it and put it in a bag for you! It will just go in the bin after breakfast if the staff don't snaffle it because it's been sat out, rather it gets eaten for me!

In fact just working in hospitality is an MN sin for some - it appears we are, along with retail, part of a big conspiracy to piss customers off 🤣.

I own a toilet brush.

I have a dog (could stop there TBF!) with intermittent recall and therefore don't let her off the extendable lead unless a secure field. Because not everyone wants her company and to be jumped all over. I've also managed to never clothesline anyone with it because I'm not an oblivious idiot.

I'm single and happy, not secretly yearning for a relationship or in denial about it either. I'm quite ambiguous as in I'm fine as I am, but also fine if someone came along and it was right.

I enjoy Christmas. I like hosting. I had a baby in my 40s and didn’t feel constantly knackered. My husband is a lovely man, does his share of the jobs and we enjoy spending time together - even sex! I have a loo brush. I don’t have a mental load. I love my mother-in-law. I gave my baby a bottle, didn’t co-sleep, and didn’t spend my waking hours with a newborn strapped to my chest whilst I did housework. We share our money completely. We can see each other’s locations on our phones. I don’t want a nice scarf or scented candle for a present. I don’t reply to texts straight away. I like going out, socialising, and I really enjoy wine. I don’t really care what children eat at parties. I like to park outside my house and get a bit miffed if someone else does, despite knowing they can park where they like on a public road.

Buy bog standard supermarket meat. Iron my DHS clothes

I also don't give a shit (see what I did there) if the tradespeople use my water closet.

I recline on aircrafts (though not during meals).

should have named changed for that one.

I think separate laundry would be faffy so I wash everyone's clothes

I adore my MIL
I like one sometimes two glasses of wine every night
I get on really well with both of my neighbours
I love my husband and talk to him if he's pissing me off. We sort it out like adults.

I like to spontaneously ring friends and either catch up on the phone or meet up straight away!
I didn't reply to the majority of my children's party invitations until around 2 weeks before the party.

Ditto!

Stayed with my unfaithful husband