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Tell me your juiciest workplace gossip!

181 replies

ToriMJ · 10/10/2024 21:00

Something that floored everyone and shook HR to their core.

Saw this as a tiktok and thought mumsnet would have stories galore!

Please Daffodil

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MurdoMunro · 11/10/2024 11:56

Calliopespa · 11/10/2024 11:55

Forget the photos: ask him to come and look! 👀

Yes. And that gullible twat from HR.

TallulahBetty · 11/10/2024 11:56

Janice and Chandler are having a baby together, but Chandler has a girlfriend who works in the canteen, and Janice is married.

True story, apart from maybe the names

wwjalme · 11/10/2024 11:57

Where I used to work the boss (Jim) climbed up on the roof one time to retrieve a lost football. Doris from HR was very concerned about him and went up to make sure he got down safely.
Next thing we knew, Doris and Jim were shagging on the roof in broad daylight.
It was a massive scandal. Doris' husband worked there too and was gutted. Jim also had a husband who was absolutely devastated about the entire situation.

Doris ended up having to leave and Jim carried on as boss for a while until the two of them ran off into the sunset together, to Maui I think, and lived happily ever after.

flyingeffs · 11/10/2024 11:58

MurdoMunro · 11/10/2024 11:56

Yes. And that gullible twat from HR.

Don’t forget Barbara. She might feel bad enough to give you your window seat back.

Calliopespa · 11/10/2024 11:59

flyingeffs · 11/10/2024 11:58

Don’t forget Barbara. She might feel bad enough to give you your window seat back.

Honestly Murdock, just issue a general invitation. They can always queue if too many come.

ForensicForte · 11/10/2024 12:01

Colleague A has been married for years and outside of every day chat, sometimes talks about her DH, their dogs, holidays and has mentioned in passing their struggles to start a family, including failed IVF attempts. Her husband works in the same organization, just in a different department. I’ve met him a few times—he seems like a typical average bloke.

Recently, I found out that I have mutual friends with him outside of work. Or rather, friends of a particular friend. One of these friends is close with a woman, lets call her C, who I've accidentally uncovered has been in a long-term relationship... with Colleague A’s husband... going back over a decade.

I learned about it during drinks when my friend was complaining about men and mid rant mentioned her friend 'C's boyfriend neglecting her. She even showed me photos of them when she asked if I remembered 'C', of course not realising I knew who the guy in the photo was. My face must've looked pretty shocked.

According to friend, he’s told C they’re getting divorced, living separate lives, and planning to sell the house. Mutual friend calls bullshit but C wont listen, in denial and total head over heels love job.

Meanwhile, Colleague A has been talking about trying IVF again and planning holidays together.

It’s made work pretty awkward these past few weeks 😶

inneedofaglowup · 11/10/2024 12:03

The boss hates the HR Rep Toby. As a rouse to get rid of him the boss Michael and one of the salesmen Dwight hatched a plan to plant drugs in Tobys drawer and called the police to report drugs in a work office. The police showed up and grabbed Toby and searched his desk. They found a pack of green stuff and started to read Toby his rights. Michael panicked and admitted it was his but the officer saw it was a packet of capresi salad with mozzarella bits. Michael had been sold a bag of salad which he thought was marijuana to frame Toby. In the end the officers had to let Toby go and Michael still holds a grudge with Toby.

flyingeffs · 11/10/2024 12:05

That Dwight is a real busy bee, isn’t he @inneedofaglowup

inneedofaglowup · 11/10/2024 12:06

flyingeffs · 11/10/2024 12:05

That Dwight is a real busy bee, isn’t he @inneedofaglowup

He truly is! He also owns a Beet farm alongside his fulltime office job. I really don't know how he does it

MusicLife80 · 11/10/2024 12:08

So our Northern Director has been visitor our office South-West every month, one of the employees let’s call her Michelle also bring a suitcase to work that day for about a year. For the last two months Michelle hasn’t brought a suitcase BUT now Emma is bringing a suitcase. Michelle and Emma are talking but a bit frosty with each other.

REP22 · 11/10/2024 12:11

One of my sheep is pregnant. I do not own a ram.

flyingeffs · 11/10/2024 12:12

inneedofaglowup · 11/10/2024 12:06

He truly is! He also owns a Beet farm alongside his fulltime office job. I really don't know how he does it

Could you ask him if it’s true that beets make your poop and pee red? It could be useful for @MurdoMunro to know, it might impress the boss and HR even more and could get more than three weeks off.

9999problems · 11/10/2024 12:18

Sonya, the entire team knows you never climaxed with a man before you began an affair with Jason from Design & Print. It's uncanny how you disappear to the retail park every lunchtime yet return with nothing but a flushed face.

Perhaps decrease your font size before conducting such delicate conversations in an open-plan office?

MurdoMunro · 11/10/2024 12:19

Actually @inneedofaglowup could you just send me Dwight’s number? If he sends me a bag of them I could just mash them up a bit and keep them in a Tupperware in my locker. I could drop lumps off on my way down the corridor. May as well aim for 6 months off and a pay-out. Fucking Barbara’s making my life difficult there with every chance she gets and it’s doing my head in.

flyingeffs · 11/10/2024 12:23

MurdoMunro · 11/10/2024 12:19

Actually @inneedofaglowup could you just send me Dwight’s number? If he sends me a bag of them I could just mash them up a bit and keep them in a Tupperware in my locker. I could drop lumps off on my way down the corridor. May as well aim for 6 months off and a pay-out. Fucking Barbara’s making my life difficult there with every chance she gets and it’s doing my head in.

Now that’s a life hack if ever I heard one.

HoppityBun · 11/10/2024 12:27

flyingeffs · 11/10/2024 12:12

Could you ask him if it’s true that beets make your poop and pee red? It could be useful for @MurdoMunro to know, it might impress the boss and HR even more and could get more than three weeks off.

Hi @flyingeffs yes red beetroot does that. It’s a good test of how well your bowels are working and if you’re not prepared you’ll think you’re dying, the next morning! But only the poop in my experience, not the pee

MurdoMunro · 11/10/2024 12:27

Daily Mail can have it, fine by me.

inneedofaglowup · 11/10/2024 12:28

MurdoMunro · 11/10/2024 12:19

Actually @inneedofaglowup could you just send me Dwight’s number? If he sends me a bag of them I could just mash them up a bit and keep them in a Tupperware in my locker. I could drop lumps off on my way down the corridor. May as well aim for 6 months off and a pay-out. Fucking Barbara’s making my life difficult there with every chance she gets and it’s doing my head in.

I'd gladly get you some of Dwight's beetroots to assist the process.

inneedofaglowup · 11/10/2024 12:29

REP22 · 11/10/2024 12:11

One of my sheep is pregnant. I do not own a ram.

That made me LOL. There's a ram on the loose impregnating sheep across the land 😂

HoppityBun · 11/10/2024 12:31

wwjalme · 11/10/2024 11:57

Where I used to work the boss (Jim) climbed up on the roof one time to retrieve a lost football. Doris from HR was very concerned about him and went up to make sure he got down safely.
Next thing we knew, Doris and Jim were shagging on the roof in broad daylight.
It was a massive scandal. Doris' husband worked there too and was gutted. Jim also had a husband who was absolutely devastated about the entire situation.

Doris ended up having to leave and Jim carried on as boss for a while until the two of them ran off into the sunset together, to Maui I think, and lived happily ever after.

Wow!

flyingeffs · 11/10/2024 12:31

HoppityBun · 11/10/2024 12:27

Hi @flyingeffs yes red beetroot does that. It’s a good test of how well your bowels are working and if you’re not prepared you’ll think you’re dying, the next morning! But only the poop in my experience, not the pee

Off to get some beets!

MurdoMunro · 11/10/2024 12:32

Yeah. That ain’t new gossip @REP22. We’ve all heard about your sheep and know what she’s like. She wants to watch her reputation as word is out.

autienotnaughty · 11/10/2024 12:33

Update: 12.30

Jennifer from HR is sitting in Daves car with him. She had to tap on the window for a few minutes before Dave unlocked the passenger side and let her in. I’d give a toe to hear the conversation as Dave is waving his arms about like he's summoning a water demon...

flyingeffs · 11/10/2024 12:35

What goes with beets though @HoppityBun? I am thinking perhaps feta cheese. I do have organic feta cheese at home.

PrincessHoneysuckle · 11/10/2024 12:36

Dss school.i know someone who works there.
Married headteacher (f) shagging married deputy head (m)
Were seen at it in her office before start of school