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Does anyone else stick something between their boobs?

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ijustwannaknow · 24/09/2024 23:04

At night in bed?

Absolutely cannot stand the boobs touching each other at night. So uncomfortable. But I also cannot bear wearing anything on my top half- no top or bra. So I roll my pyjama top up and slide it nicely between my boobs. So comfy. I also like the duvet between my legs so my knees aren't knocking together (the very thought makes me shudder)

Anyone else do this?

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fourelementary · 24/09/2024 23:05

😆 yes me!!!

ijustwannaknow · 24/09/2024 23:05

fourelementary · 24/09/2024 23:05

😆 yes me!!!

This is excellent news. We should start a club.

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Happycow · 24/09/2024 23:06

I've just done it 30 seconds ago! Well, I wear an oversize shirt in bed so I just grab a handful of it and shove it between my boobs (I'm a side sleeper, so lift up the top boob, tshirt in, then flop back down). Soft and sweat free!

spilltheteapot · 24/09/2024 23:07

I read this just after I tucked my pyjamas T-shirt between them! I also sleep in pyjama trousers as I hate the skin of my legs touching.

Mcginty57 · 24/09/2024 23:08

I'm a member of the itty bitty titty club so nothing would stay between my boobs but I always have a pillow between my knees.

peachgreen · 24/09/2024 23:08

I can’t bear it either, but I wear a crop top in bed to prevent it! I sleep with a pillow under one leg so my thighs don’t touch (added benefit of being good for your spine). I always thought I was just weird!

ijustwannaknow · 24/09/2024 23:10

Happycow · 24/09/2024 23:06

I've just done it 30 seconds ago! Well, I wear an oversize shirt in bed so I just grab a handful of it and shove it between my boobs (I'm a side sleeper, so lift up the top boob, tshirt in, then flop back down). Soft and sweat free!

I do this if I've been sharing a room with anyone other than my husband. It doesn't compare to the freedom of a naked top and the whole tshirt bundled up in there though. Bliss.

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JC03745 · 24/09/2024 23:12

NO. I don't put anything between by boobs in bed, despite having massive H cups!
I have seen some devices which you can use, and the companies will take your money, but TBH, they look dubious and dildo like to me! 😆

Does anyone else stick something between their boobs?
Does anyone else stick something between their boobs?
ijustwannaknow · 24/09/2024 23:13

If I wake up in the night and it's fallen out I absolutely gag at the feeling of my boobs cosying up to each other and frantically search the bed for my faithful tshirt. I have woken my husband up far too many times doing this.

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smellsfishy · 24/09/2024 23:13

Not usually bothered by the boobs, even though they are menopausal and wayward, but I absolutely hate the legs touching at night. Always wear long pjs. When it was too hot I had to liberally cover them in body glide to make a barrier! Can't be doing with pillows as I move around too much. I'm tempted to stick something between the boobs now though, just to have a go Grin

ijustwannaknow · 24/09/2024 23:15

JC03745 · 24/09/2024 23:12

NO. I don't put anything between by boobs in bed, despite having massive H cups!
I have seen some devices which you can use, and the companies will take your money, but TBH, they look dubious and dildo like to me! 😆

Ew! That is vile 😟

Although if it were a choice of boobs squashing up against each other or this, I'd have to take the cleavage dildo I'm afraid.

How can you bear to have boobs touching all night? I don't like any canoodling, I have to break them up.

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ijustwannaknow · 24/09/2024 23:16

smellsfishy · 24/09/2024 23:13

Not usually bothered by the boobs, even though they are menopausal and wayward, but I absolutely hate the legs touching at night. Always wear long pjs. When it was too hot I had to liberally cover them in body glide to make a barrier! Can't be doing with pillows as I move around too much. I'm tempted to stick something between the boobs now though, just to have a go Grin

Give it a go and enjoy never-before felt levels of comfort.

I also can't bear the stubbly legs feeling against bedsheets and despair if I've forgotten to shave for a while.

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Theextraordinaryisintheordinary · 24/09/2024 23:16

Knee pillows in our house. Boobs not ample enough to know about them touching unfortunately. Good technique though.

HeidiWhole · 24/09/2024 23:17

Also a member of the IBTC so this is all news to me!
That appliance Shock

justfornow1 · 24/09/2024 23:24

IBTC too. Mine wouldn't touch if I wanted them too 😂

Very surprised this is a thing!

I wear pyjamas (top and bottom) as don't like leg skin touching though, and I often wake freezing anyway!

yasminandtheredrose · 24/09/2024 23:27

Yes lol!!! I put my duvet between them 😂

Bumcake · 24/09/2024 23:31

I use a bacon bap, so breakfast is always waiting.

cocoloco23 · 24/09/2024 23:32

My boobs are massive. I sleep on my back, so they’re usually on opposite sides of the bed.

ijustwannaknow · 24/09/2024 23:35

Bumcake · 24/09/2024 23:31

I use a bacon bap, so breakfast is always waiting.

Weetabix would be too prickly

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veritasverity · 24/09/2024 23:38

Bumcake · 24/09/2024 23:31

I use a bacon bap, so breakfast is always waiting.

Now I know why they are called baps...it always flummoxed me!

IPoopRainblows · 24/09/2024 23:43

Well this is a revelation!
My DD boobs do not touch, I lay side ways and there’s still ample room between them.
Fully onboard with legs not touching though, I sleep with a pillow in between them, otherwise I wake up with sore back and hips.

IPoopRainblows · 24/09/2024 23:44

That boob spreader contraption is ehhhh weird.

ijustwannaknow · 24/09/2024 23:45

IPoopRainblows · 24/09/2024 23:43

Well this is a revelation!
My DD boobs do not touch, I lay side ways and there’s still ample room between them.
Fully onboard with legs not touching though, I sleep with a pillow in between them, otherwise I wake up with sore back and hips.

Do you sleep on the space station or just blessed with the firmest boobs? Because I can't understand gravity not pulling upper boob to meet lower boob.

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IPoopRainblows · 24/09/2024 23:48

ijustwannaknow · 24/09/2024 23:45

Do you sleep on the space station or just blessed with the firmest boobs? Because I can't understand gravity not pulling upper boob to meet lower boob.

They just don’t meet each other in the middle. Lying sideways there’s still a good inch between them.

TreesWelliesKnees · 24/09/2024 23:51

C/D cup here and my boobs don't touch either - I've just turned sideways to check. The one on the bottom sort of flops down a bit too, so they are quite far apart.

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