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Does anyone else stick something between their boobs?

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ijustwannaknow · 24/09/2024 23:04

At night in bed?

Absolutely cannot stand the boobs touching each other at night. So uncomfortable. But I also cannot bear wearing anything on my top half- no top or bra. So I roll my pyjama top up and slide it nicely between my boobs. So comfy. I also like the duvet between my legs so my knees aren't knocking together (the very thought makes me shudder)

Anyone else do this?

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GoditsSeptember · 25/09/2024 07:35

Mine are too small for me to have that problem. They are very low down on my chest and far apart but I do have thigh top problems and yank the duvet between my thighs. When pregnant I had this fantastic long C shaped pillow we called the "legs" and we all wanted it. I don't even know what happened to it. Sometimes I shove a pillow there, hate my knobbly knees touching. If my boobs were bigger I'd really hate them laying on each other, still wouldn't use the foam dildo thing 🤣

Vettrianofan · 25/09/2024 07:52

JC03745 · 24/09/2024 23:12

NO. I don't put anything between by boobs in bed, despite having massive H cups!
I have seen some devices which you can use, and the companies will take your money, but TBH, they look dubious and dildo like to me! 😆

Looks like a fancy rolling pin!

HazelLion · 25/09/2024 07:58

Yes! I have a teddy bear I sleep with for this purpose, ridiculous but works perfectly. I also don't like my thighs touching so either wear leggings or pull the duvet between them.

ijustwannaknow · 25/09/2024 09:43

HazelLion · 25/09/2024 07:58

Yes! I have a teddy bear I sleep with for this purpose, ridiculous but works perfectly. I also don't like my thighs touching so either wear leggings or pull the duvet between them.

Edited

The image of a long suffering teddy bear poking up between your cleavage every night is marvellous. I'm sure he's actually having the time of his life in there. Cosy.

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autumn1610 · 25/09/2024 13:18

ijustwannaknow · 25/09/2024 07:16

I must have some floppy ass boobs then. I stopped breastfeeding a year ago and they are definitely a bit floppier than they were before.

i think the bottom one just flattens out or disappears under me 😂 so the top one can’t fully flop on top of the bottom. Def not super perky

Deathraystare · 25/09/2024 14:11

No but I sometimes find a malteaser down there!

ijustwannaknow · 25/09/2024 19:11

Deathraystare · 25/09/2024 14:11

No but I sometimes find a malteaser down there!

A booby bonus. I wish mine produced malteasers.

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IPoopRainblows · 25/09/2024 20:39

Quote fail. Will try again

MeloncholyFlower · 25/09/2024 20:40

I may have fallen in love with my most recent nightie, that is like a tent and I look pregnant in, but is pure cotton joy. I can now basically wrap one boob up so it doesn't touch the other without and tight bits pulling anywhere! When it's really hot and there's no one in, I wander round the house in it with it tucked up under my boobs to absorb the sweat. Heaven. Grin

IPoopRainblows · 25/09/2024 20:41

HedgehogB · 25/09/2024 00:06

I’m sure this depends how old one is. At 30 my boobs didn’t touch in a way that bothered me ; at 51 they are the same cup size but I definitely need something between them . A wet flannel is lovely in hot weather!

Well I’m 52 and my boobs are a cup size bigger than when I was 30 along with all of me being a larger size than when I was 30.

My boobs must be perkier than I realised.

fortedeimarmi · 25/09/2024 20:45

Not quite me (v small chest), but ALWAYS have a thin pillow between my knees when side sleeping. Otherwise in the morning my back feels like it's been broken. I think the pillow helps to keep my spine aligned correctly.

VerityUnreasonble · 25/09/2024 20:47

My boobs have obviously fallen out with each other at some point as they don't try and cozy up much.

I hate legs touching though. I often try and use DH as a leg rest to avoid this, but also have a body pillow (called cushion DH) and a little knee pillow as options for when DH complains he isn't furnishings.

Crazystupidlove55 · 13/11/2024 22:51

So glad to have found this thread, I just typed in the search “uncomfortable boobs in bed”, and I now know I’m not the only one! I sometimes will wear a bra, which isn’t comfy but it’s better than side boob leaning on the other… pre menstrual too so they just hurt right now 😭😢 I usually use the duvet between!

ObieJoyful · 13/11/2024 22:58

My duvet is always tucked the length of my body- separating boobs and legs.

2Sensitive · 13/11/2024 23:20

With a b cup I can barely see mine never mine then touch each other 🤣

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