(Lighthearted) alternative Olympic sports

[MrsMoastyToasty]

I would compete in

Getting around the local ring road with all the traffic lights on green. Personal best is 6. (There are 15 sets)
Number of loads of washing dried on the line in one day. Personal best is 7.

Getting things out of the fridge, used and back in before it beeps angrily at door being open

Parallel parking.

I can do one thing well, I'm not a dancer, singer, artist or academic. I don't think taking the longest to get to the point counts so sticking with that.

Number of items carried up the stairs at once

Knowing Where All The Things Are
Finding Things Underneath Other Things
Deciding What’s For Dinner

Optimal dishwasher packing.

Walking a fear reactive rescue dog through various situations with other dogs.

Speed sock pairing.

Yellow sticker aisle comp.

@DoorOpening @mustdust I'll go up against you in your chosen sports! @MrsMoastyToasty my DH did 8 today (post holiday washing for 5 people!)

Also I will enter 'falling asleep fast' as long as it's in a bed not any form of transport in which case I cannot ever sleep (even on a 12 hour flight having taken a sleeping tablet).

Solo mattress moving, up stairs! Or flatpack furniture assembly?

Fastest time downing a full wine when the barstaff says right drink up!

Find the DH wallet

100 metre cat rowing grab - points for unscathed little bastard

Giving a cat a tablet relay

Switching the shower on and pulling your arm out of the cubicle before it gets wet. I have only ever reached Silver, but strive for Gold every day.

Eating something nice without a child walking into the kitchen - a new sport of course because it has never been achieved in human history.

Finding whatever it is your OH swears he’s looked for and has not been able to find.

If it were an Olympic sport, I’d have more medals than Simone Biles and Michael Phelps combined!

Also, Greco-Roman wrestling’s hard core counterpart, toddler wrestling. Snack bribery contravenes “this is the hill I’m going to die on today” rules.

Retrieving items from the bottom of the swimming pool.

Although it looks like that may be an unofficial sport already!

Christmas fridge tetris

Eating spaghetti with tomato Ragu in a white shirt.

changing a duvet.

Changing the time on your oven or car.

Triathlon: Spider Avoidance Slalem (points for near misses) while Watering Back Garden in the Dark (3 hose settings) prior to Making a Nice Cup of Tea (milk & 1 sugar).

Slightly different but for a team event, putting up scaffolding. I watched our opposite neighbours have scaffolding put up a couple of weeks ago and it's such a strenuous and complex job. They were unbelievably fast too.

Pitching and putting away a tent.
Different classes for pop up, poled, bell and air tents.

Packing your shopping bags in Aldi.

Pogo.