Haha I know!! I feel a fraud not offering the service now!
I had no idea it was so lucrative.
I mean I knew scat was a thing people paid for occasionally but not huge sums in Dubai routinely.
To be fair if it pays off the mortgage or sets you up for life and you get shower and soap access, I can't say I blame them having dealt with plenty of poo on the GI and dementia wards for a lot less pay (with gloves and an apron, mind you!!).
What an allegory. 'influence' and glamour but covered in human shite behind the scenes. Where there's muck, there's brass, I suppose.