What are the noises coming from my neighbours bedroom?

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So next door neighbour is a single man but currently home alone. I am certain of this.

Outside in my garden, for the last two hours I can hear weird loud growling, almost like you would talk to a baby noises or the odd words?! its really disturbing and loud. My children keep asking me what the weird noises are! Wow it’s weird.

Someone enlighten me what this is all about??!!!!

Has he bought a pet?!

Growling and talking to a baby doesnt correspond lol

I wouldn’t suggest growling as talking to a baby. Does he maybe now have a pet?

Is he on the phone 🤔 Though god knows but that would be one weird conversation 🤣

How old is he? A gamer?

I can’t explain it’s so weird it’s just one minute cooing like a baby but the next weird gibberish growls! It’s so odd. It’s so loud!!!!

Wanking or working out with weights

Wanking for two hours and chatting though. I’ve heard weird “helloooos” but in a really odd voice.

Has he hired a dominatrix for the afternoon and she's stamping on his bollocks/choking him etc?

Gaming is my guess. Gamers can be quite weird.

He’s probably just watching something loud or playing something loud if its odd voices.

It’s so odd. No dominatrix he is gay.

It is the weirdest noises I’ve ever heard a human make!

Oh it’s definitely his voice but he is channelling it high pitched!

On a video call with someone?

Is he a furry?

Ah sorry I missed the "Im certain he's alone" bit.

How's about he's doing some online webcamming, catering to whatever desires his viewers want?!

I'm wondering if you live next door to someone I work with.

Do people on video calls ask for people to act like a baby, yikes that’s so weird….?!!

What is a furry?!

Depends what he’s doing, if he’s on a work call that would be weird, if he’s goofing about on twitch or whatever, not so much.

Maybe singing to metal. I remember as a youngster the boy next door to me went through a Cradle of Filth phase. Highs, lows and growls. He sounded possessed.

Simplest answer is usually correct. He's got a dog. Talking to it and making playful growls.

OP, Shout Fred (or whatever his name is) what the heck are you up to in there? At the top of your voice. 😁And ask him if he works with @SwedishEdith?

Cats x

Xbox gamer would be my guess .

He will be talking online to people. Someone on our street does it. They may games etc.