What are the noises coming from my neighbours bedroom?

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So next door neighbour is a single man but currently home alone. I am certain of this.

Outside in my garden, for the last two hours I can hear weird loud growling, almost like you would talk to a baby noises or the odd words?! its really disturbing and loud. My children keep asking me what the weird noises are! Wow it’s weird.

Someone enlighten me what this is all about??!!!!

Some kind of martial arts?

for the last two hours I can hear weird loud growling, almost like you would talk to a baby noises

Not sure about you, but I've always kept growling at my children to a minimum 😁

He might have his headphones in and just have no idea what he sounds like?

I feel like I’ve described this badly. It’s just so loud almost like he is in pain followed by moments of cooing. Honestly I can’t describe it because it’s so bloody weird!

Are you sure he's not slowly being tortured?

Listening to headphones and doesn't realise he is making noises?

If it sounds like he could be in pain, you've heard "hellooos" and this is out of character for him, why not just knock on the door, not stop the noise type thing, but to check if he actually okay, if he fine he might just be like oh sorry i was doing X

A pet parrot? They mimic your voice exactly but still come out with wierd sounds

go check on him! He may be lying injured and in pain/confused!

Singing exercises? I used to know someone who did vocal exercises and some sounded really, really strange

He's either gaming or singing along with headphones in. He thinks he's being quiet and private and nobody else can hear.
A 'furry' is someone who likes dressing as and behaving like an animal (usually it's sexual). You might want to have a quiet word and ask him to keep it down.

If I heard what you describe OP my first thought would be he was having some kind of psychotic episode.

Just go and ask him.

It suddenly stopped and 5 mins later he got in his car!

I would go knock on the door.

Well this is eye opening. Why would (gay) gamer boys growl, coo and shout hello at the top of their lungs down the headset to each other?

It would make so much sense he had headphones in and was not aware of how loud he was being!

It's quite feasible to be gaming and chatting online for hours - and making weird noises. Maybe he's on some sex webcam thing and making kinky noises. Or, maybe he has mental health problems. Or, he could be watching a film or some kind of porn.

Is he performing an exorcism? Have you heard Tubular Bells playing in the background?

Just your friendly neighbourhood werewolf obviously. Either that or he has been reading a bit too much romantic fantasy- all the male leads do is growl everything so maybe he's practicing.

Oh, or he's seen the man v bear debate and decided to identify as a bear.

Weight training? My FIL made very strange noises when he was a body builder!

Not sure what the noises are but maybe you and the kids could copy them loudly next to the shared wall and see what happens.

He's on a cam with another person.. talking sexual to each other.

None of your business, is what it is.

Maybe you should shout up and ask if he needs an ambulance