What are the noises coming from my neighbours bedroom?

[whatthebegezus]

So next door neighbour is a single man but currently home alone. I am certain of this.

Outside in my garden, for the last two hours I can hear weird loud growling, almost like you would talk to a baby noises or the odd words?! its really disturbing and loud. My children keep asking me what the weird noises are! Wow it’s weird.

Someone enlighten me what this is all about??!!!!

My friend had a neighbour male lived alone and the noises he made were indescribable.
He seemed okay if you spoke to him in the street but as soon as it fell dark he used to coo like a pigeon and growl like a dog but the worst was a high pitched squeak 😳
It sounds funny written down but it was quite disturbing to hear and my friend was scared of him .

he's clearly possessed.

Well that sounds identical. Did she not get to the bottom of the noises??

Sidterdrloris no he moved but no idea where he went.
Honestly it was the most bizarre sounds I've ever heard another human make 😳

He could have hired a male dominatrix?

Probably still a dog though, unless he's a Creative, in which case possibly recording something for a video / game / piece of music (presumably something quite out there).

Yeah, this was my first thought too.
Maybe he's on one of those kinky sex lines and he'd be mortified if he knew could be overheard. 😂

That said, if it was a dog, you'd expect to also hear the actual dog yapping / growling too...

Nipple clamps - attaching- ooooo

Grim and baring- growl

🤣

I actually make really silly noises for my dog when goofing around with him.
I bet my neighbors think I'm bonkers too

To be fair this is one of a number of answers to 99.9% of MN threads

Exactly, but what would be the point of forums if we all kept our business and everyone elses to ourselves!

Agree with you there!