Which impossible physical change would you make?

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Pick one to change your life forever…

1. Never be any fatter than you are right now. You could still diet if you wanted to be thinner, but this is as fat as you’ll ever get.

2. Become self-cleaning. No more baths or showers ever; no need to even have to wash your hands.

3. Never have to shit or piss again. No such thing as body waste.

Which would you pick?

Number 1!! Not even close. Not having to constantly stress or panic about what I eat would be life changing

Depends on how te waste is disposed of...if it accumulated or not?!
But probably 1 or 3.
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I'd like not to be deaf.

I'd choose 1 from your list.

If I grew, then I wouldn't be fat in the first place. And I'd be able to reach shelves. So 1 but stretched please.

Does 3 include future immunity from UTIs, constipation etc? If so I think I’d take that to future proof old age. Otherwise… 1? Quite like washing.

Number 1 definitely. My weight isn’t too bad at the moment but I gain weight very easily and it’s a daily struggle to keep it under control. I enjoy baths and showers and number 3 doesn’t bother me that much.

1 definitely

Number 1

When I seen the title I thought it was going to be about something you’d like to change on your body…..

I wish my nipples could be removed and popped on further up my tits.

Number 3 then 1. I like a nice shower/bath

I'll take 1, if I can defer it by a few weeks, to make the maximum that bit more flattering and comfortable in my tightest clothes.

1. Never be any fatter than you are right now. You could still diet if you wanted to be thinner, but this is as fat as you’ll ever get. - I've never been overweight and never will, so this doesn't apply to me.

2. Become self-cleaning. No more baths or showers ever; no need to even have to wash your hands. - I love having a bath so it's no to this one.

3. Never have to shit or piss again. No such thing as body waste. - where would it go? Evaporate? I suppose I'd choose this one as although I usually wee twice a day, excessive drinking in warm weather means I do sometimes need to go when I'm out in the wilds with my dogs!

I travel a lot so #3 sounds great. Pooing in a desert with not a tree or bush within 100 miles isn't pleasant.

I'd choose 3.
Nothing worse than getting comfy in bed, drifting off nicely... and bam, suddenly desperate to pee. Or needing to pee during a long drive. Being able to eat lots of spicy food without worrying about the fiery aftermath. Not having to clench your butt cheeks together for the rest of the day when you have a strong coffee at work. So on and so forth.

As an emetophobe, I'd take #3 all day long as long as vomit counts as bodily waste!

I was tempted by 1 but 3 would be truly life changing as I'm ruled by my bladder

No. 1 if it was 2017 and I had just shed a lifetime of weight which I then regained (thank you pandemic) and still can't lose. So I'd pick 3 for now but remain very unhappy with myself and annoyed that the one chance I had to make a sudden change was wasted on me.

Absolutely definitely 3

I'd pick number 2. Never having to mess around with washing and drying hair again would be awesome. Doesn't mean I couldn't take a shower or bath if I wanted.

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Do you still have the bad health you can get from food even though your weight doesn't go up?

1, I love baths and showers so it’s not hardship having to wash.

Def 1 as I love a good shite.

3 would be great for long distance hikes and train rides.

Definitely three! I hate going to the toilet. If puking was included I’d be a lot happier though.

None of those tbh. Id choose to be 3 inches taller. Im only 5ft3 and find it annoying.