Thread 55: Sunak gives up

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New election thread.

Here we go for Kings Lynn, they are lined up on the stage.........

It's pretty much what I expected
Massively reduced majority but hold.

Under her desk? 🤷‍♀️

She's in the corner, eating the lettuce.

Liz, Liz, where are you?

Looking in the fridge for an Iceberg lettuce?

Except a certain lettuce

Is someone having to talk her out of the loo and fix her mascara?

Maybe she can't find the door.

Greg 'the letter' Hands gone makes me v happy.

The returning officer looks cross.

Not necessarily. Her position is deputy leader of the Labour party, it is for Starmer to decide who is deputy PM if indeed he appoints one.

Green and Reform having a nice chat on the stage, oddly.

😂

GONE!

Has she left the building?

GONE!

Has she run away?

If that's a Reform rosette. There are two blue ones.

Oh Tim Shipman has just said she might be ill which is a fair point.

I am sure that is what they will say anyway.

Heeeeeeere's Lizzie!

Truss doesn't have a rosette.

Truss MIA

GET IN!!!!

Truss gone!

Excellent