Do you have secret names for your neighbours?

[Cattery]

We have Dot Woman, Mattress Burner, Strangler and Trappy

We call them all by their actual names, or their house names, apart from “the fuckers next door.”

My df lived next door to 'The Clampets' ..
Except I didn't know that until I advised df Mr Clampet was at the door....
Df's face told me it wasn't his real name..

We have the witch and Mr and Mrs antihistamine

Yep- Flanders. The day we moved in he popped his head over the fence chirping ‘hey neighbour’ in his big round glasses. Can’t even remember what his real name is now.

Brilliant! If only they knew eh 🤣

Homebrew, Hitler, The Good Life, PITFA.

Smoky Joe, Euro skank and 'Bet he has a basement' guy.

God only knows what they call us.

Hitler! Ha ha ha

We've got -
Mr Muscle and The Honey Monster
Keyhole Kate
Rusty and Father Ted
Olive and The Internet King
Tango Man

We have dog women and dog women's daughter.
The Simpsons
Cooking mama
Athletes
Filthy animals

We’ve also had Plod and currently West Ham Man

Dog Man. Who everyone avoids on pain of death. Get trapped and you are there for an hour, hearing very, very boring stories about what a great fighter he is.
He must be 75 if he's a day.

We have

That guy that's always looking out his window

Fucking Bill

The ones next door to Jo and Dave

Following

Mr Poser, Mr Poser’s gf, Martial Arts Guy, Motorbike Guy, Crazy Make Up Woman, Fake Plant Woman, Football Guy, Football Guy’s Mate. As for the others - we actually know their names!

We have

The murderer
Briefcase wanker
Little and large

And my personal fave tit wank because she was caught given a tit wank to her husband in her back garden which was seen by some of the boys from the street who were looking over her fence to get a ball

Not where we live now, but where we used to live we had Brian May (female🤣), Sergeant Major Wanker (shortened to SMW), HER across the road and Val the Impaler (name was Val and she stabbed her mother in a drunken row)

The three stooges.

I’m crying laughing at The Murderer 😂

Yeah Campervan Cunts.

Moved in 3 years ago. Parked their massive camper directly opposite our house. It never goes anywhere.

l hate them.

I have:

The Twats Next Door

and

Thingy, you know, the man that lives two doors down, why can I never remember his name? Is it John? Dave? It's something like that...

The rest I know by name.

Also Bible John. Name given for no other reason than his name is John 😁.

Otho (from Beetlejuice)
Mrs Besom (village stirrer)
Mr Macgregor (from Peter Rabbit)

Also have c kid 1 and c kid 2 and Where’s Wally. Oh plus Daddy Daycare

I've got the shameless lot over the road