Do you have secret names for your neighbours?

[Cattery]

We have Dot Woman, Mattress Burner, Strangler and Trappy

Funny little man.
Them next door (lived there since last October and successfully avoided making eye contact the entire time)
Trad wife and manchild. Moved in when the creepy jag polisher was chucked out by his missus and they sold up.
The bible basher with the placards and flags.

Before we moved we had:

Pudding & Hatchet Face

The Sunday Shaggers

Creosote Nicky (her garden fence is a never ending project like the Forth Bridge)

The Tony of Doom (cheery phrase include e.g 'oh, you survived the night then' , 'one small gust and the whole roof will come off' and 'watch out for those seagulls, they'll have your hand off.')

We have

Lurch
Volvo man
Mrs goggins
The walrus
Mr Shitehole
Jar jar binks
The Pervert

Big boobies
Slobs
Fanny Haddock

The neighbours opposite my parents are “The Parkers” because they have always been nosy Parkers.

one time they both came together to bring a parcel for us that had been delivered to their door. Cue my younger sibling shouting up the stairs “Mum, the Parkers are here!” And they hastily corrected saying “oh no, we are the Smiths or something one that”.

We are a crazy family of lots of adult kids and kids and grandkids, (my parents are foster carers), police have often rocked up, lots random parcels etc - so God knows what they call us. Probably the madhouse.

I’ve got:
Baldy
Whatshername
Ladida (always singing (off key))
Spanielman (rude bloke, two dogs)
Silent H (never speaks, his name is Henry)
Mrs Bi fold (noisy building work and lots of bragging)
Mrs Pumpkin (grows veg in the front garden)

Ken and Barbie, it’s really Kath and Ken lol
Hot tub John
handcuff women
The Prossie
The skier
bod

GoodOldWoo that’s hilarious! Why haunted?! 🤣🤣🤣

Not very original - Cunt Next Door.

Marge Simpson. The bulldog. The freeloader. The raptor. The weedos. Shrek

Not very original here - the husband next door is referred to as “ Miserable Bugger”!

Scott the Trot
The Geeks
Scabby Abby
Hair Bear Bunch
Racist Old Lady

The drunk, the thug, the bleach people, the swamp donkeys, cactus man, the man with the feet, the racing snake

The Arseholes
Ferret Boy
Cheerful Cheryl
That Martin weirdo
Her with the hair

We've got, Shit for brains, ( self explanatory) Stabby Larry, ( stabbed his neighbour) the shuffler & drunky bollocks ( two drunks) covonia chops (always coughing her lungs up) and we used to have Charlie Chaplin and the angry clown but their house burned down a couple of years ago.

Not a neighbour in the traditional sense, but I live in a shared house with a guy I've dubbed "the Human Earthquake."

We had a real earthquake at 3AM a few months ago, something like a mag 5. I thought it was him doing his usual crash-bang routine, at least until my phone alerted me.

We have Mr and Mrs Parking, The Pink Haired Bitch Across the Road, and The Miserable Fucker Opposite. Most of our neighbours are absolutely lovely so we call them by their first names.

We have the Clampits over the back of us.
Mrs Dressing gown (no matter what time of day you see her, she’s always wearing it.
Man of Many cars our next door neighbour, owns a cab firm and often has 4-5 cars on his front patio.

We refer to the houses by the pets name usually

'What's going on over at Dave's house'

Dave is the cat

Bossy Man

Wreck it Ralph and miss piggy 😅

Grumpy pants

the alcoholic (but there’s two now so we have to specify at no2 or no9)

Mr pet toilet (shouted at us because there was dog poo on his door mat and wee up his door and he’s decided our dog did it despite him not seeing it and our dog never being outside without us… no one else gets dog poo on their doorstep but lots of dogs live here 🤷🏻‍♀️. I actually think it’s probably a fox)

We also have the Clampits, glad we're not the only ones - although wish we weren't 🙄Across the road is the Scumbag.
Otherwise, they're all OK and known by names.
I'm guessing now what they call us....

When we moved in 20 years ago we named one couple Hyacinth & Victor.
When children were small we had to stop using those names...in case of consequences!