Does anyone know how to get in touch with John Major?

[Kendodd]

That's it. Searched the Internet, no luck.

Hey Ken

Good of you to make contact. Fancy dinner? Norma cooks a great curry?

Oh my word, doesn’t that all seem like EONS ago?? The world just isn’t the same anymore, is it? Remember David Mellor shafting in his Chelsea strip?? Theres just not the same sleaze these days 🥲

There are MANY MANY disturbing things on this thread.

I am struggling to work out what worries me most.

I feel very old now, as I didn't feel as though it was that long ago that he was prime minister. I have just checked the dates . I thought he was about 65. It seems he's 81!

Time has seriously flown.

I suspect there might be quite a few cats named after John Major based on these replies. They must be getting on a bit.

I thought he was dead! 👻
Was going to suggest a summoning, which might actually work. I think he would respond well to being summoned IRL. The punctual type.
That voice though. He should have done the train line recordings in retirement.

I know both of them and have their address. I’m not giving it out either.

Interested to know why you would like to contact him though.

Send a direct message to Piglet John. Just in case it’s him.

Run widdershins round the kirk and recite the lord's prayer backwards.

Leave out a saucer of his favourite food and a jumper with your scent on it.

Maybe give David Cameron a call. He might be able to give you his number.

OP, lots of people have taken the time to give you helpful suggestions (and funny ones too). Are you going to bother to respond?

Well that's John major sorted.
Now, Sam Heughan.

Hilarious. How much fan mail do we think he gets?!?

Definitely a why here? So random

My guess is love child. Ancestry DNA has a lot to answer for🤣.

I’d ask the King. John’s on his Privy Council so he’s bound to know.

This genuinely made me guffaw!

Me too!

This would be a fascinating experiment! Only trouble is, will John just chuck the letter?! 😅

I know which village he lives in, and I bet if you wrote a letter to "John Major, X village, Huntingdon" it would get to him. But WHY do you want to contact him?

This all seems a little.... odd.

Loving some of the replies though.

I don't think John Major himself answered though so that's a deadend

🤣

Does anyone know how to get hold of Dwaine The Rock Johnson? Asking for a friend.

This. Seven degrees of separation. It worked on a TV prog several years ago.

There was a number you could call to find out why there were cones on the motorway and report if you thought there were too many cones/they'd been there too long/ there were cones but nothing was happening etc.
Seriously.