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Does anyone know how to get in touch with John Major?

266 replies

Kendodd · 02/05/2024 17:38

That's it. Searched the Internet, no luck.

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Gazelda · 02/05/2024 21:06

Funnily enough, I saw David Major this afternoon. I don't know if they're related or if they live together though. I could ask him if you like?

SheilaFentiman · 02/05/2024 21:06

Kendodd · 02/05/2024 21:05

I think he'd talk to me because he's a nice man (despite being a Tory)

That’s a weird answer.

chaticat · 02/05/2024 21:06

Kendodd · 02/05/2024 20:36

I actually called the cones hotline a few weeks ago to see if it's still working.
It's not!

Useful to know

chaticat · 02/05/2024 21:08

@johnmajor

Sunriseorange · 02/05/2024 21:09

I read once that's he's very charismatic, that when he talks to you, you feel like only woman in room. I can sort of imagine it tbh.

EricInk · 02/05/2024 21:09

Loving these replies!
Smile

JohnMajor · 02/05/2024 21:10

I'll ask Edwina to prepare some Eggs

Janjk · 02/05/2024 21:11

I've met him. He was disarmingly attractive which I didn't expect. I don't know where he is now though, sorry.

CheerfulBunny · 02/05/2024 21:12

This is easily one of the strangest threads I've ever seen on MN. I'm enjoying it enormously. Well done!
Three pages in and we still don't know why you want him. So suspenseful 👏

chaticat · 02/05/2024 21:12

JohnMajor · 02/05/2024 21:10

I'll ask Edwina to prepare some Eggs

THERE YOU ARE!

soundsys · 02/05/2024 21:12

I've seen him in Pret at London Bridge more than once, you could try hanging out there...

3usernames · 02/05/2024 21:13

Janjk · 02/05/2024 21:11

I've met him. He was disarmingly attractive which I didn't expect. I don't know where he is now though, sorry.

It's the glasses isn't it. Specsavers.

DrJonesIpresume · 02/05/2024 21:16

Write to No 10 and ask them to forward it to him for you.

tongsatdawn · 02/05/2024 21:18

SpringLamby · 02/05/2024 17:42

Have you tried singing 'ground control to Major, John' really loudly?

😂😂😂😂😂😂 SpringLamby you’ve made the internet great again 💐

Waffleson · 02/05/2024 21:20

You could try writing to him, John Major c/o the cabinet office, London. I bet it will get there.

YellowRollercoaster · 02/05/2024 21:22

I have it on good authority he is on mumsnet

Damnyourheadshoulderskneesandtoes · 02/05/2024 21:23

How would you describe John Major in one word? Mine would be: grey.

Damnyourheadshoulderskneesandtoes · 02/05/2024 21:23

YellowRollercoaster · 02/05/2024 21:22

I have it on good authority he is on mumsnet

Is he John the plumber?

YellowRollercoaster · 02/05/2024 21:26

Damnyourheadshoulderskneesandtoes · 02/05/2024 21:23

Is he John the plumber?

He's got several name changes but yes, that is one of them

DidSomebodySayEnnui · 02/05/2024 21:26

I have found a postal address in great stukely (and had a smashing snoop in the garden on Google maps) if we think that's where he still lives.

DidSomebodySayEnnui · 02/05/2024 21:26

@SpringLamby this is brilliant btw

Pigeonqueen · 02/05/2024 21:28

Martha from Baby Reindeer is that you?? 😳🙈

Borgonzola · 02/05/2024 21:31

@FrenchandSaunders GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

FortunataTagnips · 02/05/2024 21:32

You can contact him via Chatham House. If you really must.

LuluBlakey1 · 02/05/2024 21:34

Kendodd · 02/05/2024 21:05

I think he'd talk to me because he's a nice man (despite being a Tory)

He is an Honorary Governor at The Ditchley Foundation at Ditchley Park.