I've read both previous threads (so THAT'S where my Saturday morning went!) and I was going to suggest pitching the idea to Netflix. But the West End is just as good (and easily accessible for me for opening night)
Just one thing occurred to me that you might not have thought about, and that's something I believe is known as "adverse possession"?
HTH - and looking forward to updates and an invitation to the ribbon cutting ceremony once you obtain possession of your own property.
But yeah - look into that adverse possession thing. Sounds like that might be a go-er.