The worst thing that's ever happened to me

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I was out for lunch with DH and bit into a ham sandwich, not realising it had mustard on it. I blurted out "this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me!" 😂
Obviously it's not. I've had plenty of trauma in my life but whenever the conversation arises of 'the worst thing that's ever happened', that's what comes into my head!
So what's the (not actually) worst thing that's ever happened to you?

(Lighthearted 😊)

Accidentally nearly swallowed a slug.

At forest school with dd when she was 3 (now 10). She had a hot chocolate and didn't finish it. I took a big swig and found something in my mouth. First thought it was a lump of chocolate powder that hadn't dissolved.... but nope! ''Twas a slug 🤮

We sent DS to bed once when he wasn't quite ready and proclaimed "this is the worst day ever!!". We often say it now when something not so bad happens.

Being heavily pregnant and ordering £30 worth of food I didn't want from deliveroo just for the £1 donuts. The donuts were the only thing not in the bag and I really could have cried.

Took a swig from a beer can but picked up an old one full of fag ash and cigarette butts.

Oh dear God that actually is the worst thing ever.

A friend of mines husband was using a kettle on site all day at work (along with lots of people), a few of them Said the tea tasted funny and when they looked in the kettle a slug was in there.

Today rather than saying thank you to the waitress when I was out for lunch I said “Love you”, so now I have to leave the country.

Hahahahaha! Oh dear, that must have been horrible! 😂The imagery has cheered me up tonight though, so your suffering was not without its upside!

I found a newt in my kettle once!! Private borehole here. Have upgraded the filtration system since, but still have a peer inside every time I lift the lid, just to check, and drink tap water through gritted teeth rather than gulping! Better safe than sorry!

This is absolutely hilarious!

I hope you are doing well now x

Took an illicit swig from the lemonade bottle in the cupboard when I was a kid only to find out that my mum had used it for the leftover pickling vinegar.

I've had to be dairy free while BF DS with a dairy allergy. I bought two dairy free scones and a dairy free cake from a vegan restaurant and was really looking forward to being able to eat delicious food when so many things were off limits.

Had to take DS for a nap the moment we got home, called down to DH that one scone and half the cake was for him. DH didn't hear and thought they were all for him.

I actually cried when I found the empty boxes (and felt stupid about being that bothered about it but parenting is sometimes a slog and I was so looking forward to them.)

DH was so apologetic and drove over to the next town to replace them (I'd said he didn't need to but he did anyway), and he got me a dairy free hot chocolate too.

Oh no oh no oh no! That's actually really sad!

Lovely DH @Magehemela

Feck me I am literally going to die of asthma now as I won't dare use my inhaler 😩😂

Finding a dead dragonfly in a bag of spinach was pretty sad and gross

My friend was eating a bag of Cheetos in an art gallery when she tasted something minty. Turns out someone at the Cheeto’s factory had spat their gum into her packet.

I once accidentally crapped on a goat. That was pretty bad for me and the goat :(

Brilliant!

I once stood on a whole dead mouse that our cat had gifted to us. It was middle of the night and completely dark. The force of my step caused the insides of the mouse to squirt up my walls. Yuck. I've never forgiven the cat.

Jesus Christ!
I’ve just sat down with a lovely bag of crisps & dip but now I feel so sick I can’t eat them 🤮😂
reckon this thread should be moved to the weight loss section!😉

😂😂

This afternoon I was taking puppy for a walk. She picked up something in her mouth and I went to take it out, assuming it was a pebble or fallen leaf from a tree which is the usual. It was not!!!!

my fingers smooshed right through some mouldy bread held together by what I hope was mud (something brown!) I wasn’t expecting that texture are it really caught me off guard 😂

I then had gross brown/food matter all over my fingers and down my finger nails. I had to wait until getting home to de-gross my hand 🤢

How does something like this come about?! 🤔

LOL

@Lesina that sounds like it would be very tricky to manage on purpose, let alone accidentally. Do tell.

Mine is also standing on a slug, outside having a smoke at a house party. I was trying to flirt with someone, so tried to style it out but couldn’t quite manage it.