The worst thing that's ever happened to me

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I was out for lunch with DH and bit into a ham sandwich, not realising it had mustard on it. I blurted out "this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me!" 😂
Obviously it's not. I've had plenty of trauma in my life but whenever the conversation arises of 'the worst thing that's ever happened', that's what comes into my head!
So what's the (not actually) worst thing that's ever happened to you?

(Lighthearted 😊)

Walking home with the family after being at a friends downtown flat, we stopped for an ice-cream. It was quite late at night, we carried in walking. Walked past a guy hanging onto a bin for dear life. As we passed he turned and vomited all over the back of my legs. Who knows why he didn’t do it in the bloody bin!

Couldn’t stomach to eat my ice cream after that. At least he didn’t get one of the kids, but I really wanted that ice cream. 😭

I put on a shoe but felt a ball of paper in the end of it with my toes. So took it off and put my hand in to pull out the paper.......and pulled out a live spider!

I nearly hit the ceiling!

😂😂😂😂

Poor you @crystal90210 it was bad enough when I pulled the stem off the leaf that Ddog had in her mouth. That turned out to be the tail off a mouse.. but yours is awful.

I knew a similar patient. She would wrap it in sweet wrappers. She wouldn't offer her 'sweets' around though - she stashed them in her handbag and was quite possessive of them. We had use stealth to clean her bag out regularly.

I found some nuts on the top of my parents wardrobe, being a underfed child tried to eat them, apparently they were my grans few old teeth

I did that, but with the added mortification that our postman is a Dad from the preschool and did pickup every day so I had to see him daily thereafter