Things that everyone raves about that are actually shite

[Letmegetoff]

I'll begin...

ABBA voyage 'concert'
The London Eye
Harry Potter Studios

Covent garden
Big stadium gigs
Influencers who post from their hospital bed and / or monetise their children
Comedians
Interactive art shows, we don't need sunflowers on the ceiling
South bank
Afternoon tea
Small plates

The attraction with lip fillers!
Honestly. I've seen many young ladies and say to myself 'why did you do this to your lovely face?'

The only thing worse than a barbecue is a BEACH barbecue 😭

Most tattoos.

Aigle for me. Can't afford Camels!

Hunters were good years ago when they were made here but they outsourced to china and now they're awful.

Most clothing brands are badly designed landfill and look like utterly cheap, common, tat on almost everyone.

My wife bought me some for Christmas. I never wanted to fork out for such things, but they are very comfortable.

Aperol spritz
Kimchi

Eyebrows- like black slugs- on orange-yellow caked on make-up and hair straightened long hair. The look is hideous and so cheap looking

Massages (although love facials)
Bottomless brunches are shit
Spa days

I like the stuff on this list!

I will however proffer heated airers/drying rack

Gravy
Adele
Baths
Gravy
Center Parcs
Hot tubs
Gravy

Beyonce
Kylie - post 80s
Madonna - post 80s

Agree with the lip fillers. Young girl in Harvey Nicks today.
Gorgeous face. Beautiful body. All could see was the lips!

Chateau neuf de pape

The white gola socks over leggings / gym leggings with the added dry robe!!

Spanish cleaning products

its just bog standard anti bac spray you clowns

I had these for the first time a few months ago, they were nice but nothing special, just tasted like little burgers.

The cheesecake was lovely though

Sourdough bread

Farrow & Ball. Very expensive tins of mud.

Hot chocolate (esp if accompanied with PJs and movie nights)
Takeaways (often linked to above)
The Beatles ..wrote some fab songs but as people..meh
Yoga
Tapas
Sushi
Elderflower crap
Colouring for adults
Kindness ( I like the genuine type but not the performative “Be Kind - ooh look Im giving a sandwich to a homeless person!” Type)

Whispering Angel

Cats
Beach
Lip fillers
Oh and cats

Hot Chocolate in cafes. Always crap, especially if half filled with marshmallows. Made the mistake of going to Starbucks. The coffee is ganky & is a fiver a go. So I ordered Hot Chocolate. With cream on top. Half the cup was swirly cream. On top of lukewarm sugar water. For four quid. Never again!

Fake lashes/nails/tits/teeth, fillers, Botox etc
New build housing estates
The NHS
Westfield
Electric cars
Drinking
Sex