Central Pulse. Apparently. City-loving youngsters renting central flats in vibrant locations close to jobs and night life.
It's close to the city centre, is about all it's got right. I am definitely not a hip young urbanite who goes on five holidays a year.
OMG am I too old for my postcode? Mutton living as lamb??! Will the neighbours catch sight of my giveaway aged neck/knees/hands and banish me to the suburbs??! 😫😟😟