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Predictive text - My vagina is

375 replies

firesa · 06/02/2024 21:36

Only use the middle word of predictive following My vagina is ...just for fun!

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been a little more than happy lately

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Kernackered · 06/02/2024 22:52

My vagina and my family and friends are coming out on the bottom in the Canfield and we will have a few more to look after

StandingMyGround888 · 06/02/2024 22:54

My vagina is not a way to win the game but the truth of identity.

Erm ok that got a bit deep

Chocochick · 06/02/2024 22:54

My vagina is still feeling unwell too and I’m not sure if it you 🤔

Ελλe · 06/02/2024 22:55

My vagina is so big I can’t even

😂😂😂

Badtard · 06/02/2024 22:55

My vagina is a bit too small to fit on the inside and the outside is a little bit more wide and the outside looks much wider

Fucking hell I must have a Tardis

funnyoldonion · 06/02/2024 22:56

My vagina is a bit too small to fit on the inside and the outside is a little bit more wide

QueenOfThorns · 06/02/2024 22:56

Notfastjustfurious · 06/02/2024 22:21

My vagina is going in the post tomorrow morning so I will be fine if we could do that by lunchtime.

Crying at this one Grin

tempnameforadvice · 06/02/2024 22:56

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been doing a good job lately

Fair 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ελλe · 06/02/2024 22:57

Oddsocks55 · 06/02/2024 22:15

My vagina is the same as my face

This is my favourite 😂

qotsa · 06/02/2024 22:57

My vagina is in my bag so I'm going home now to take a nap

MaMisled · 06/02/2024 22:57

My vagina is going

Mindovermatter247 · 06/02/2024 22:57

My vagina was in a bad mood 😂

MaMisled · 06/02/2024 22:58

My vagina is going through a bit of sweaty.

VERYBRUISEDPEAR · 06/02/2024 23:00

My vagina is a bit of a good time to get a new one for your birthday party and I can do it for you and you can do it for me

Whatwouldtaylordo · 06/02/2024 23:01

My vagina is a bit of a joke but I don't know what to do with the kids.

Bit depressing!

cariadlet · 06/02/2024 23:01

My vagina is the Punishment for the new committee members and supporters of the Scottish Green Party team in the UK

toomanypillows · 06/02/2024 23:02

My vagina is not in the office yet but will be able to get a ticket for the next performance of merchants in the UK

🎟️

underneaththeash · 06/02/2024 23:04

My vagina is breath bro hehe bye

FatPrincess · 06/02/2024 23:06

Oh my word...

cariadlet · 06/02/2024 23:07

My vagina is a good one for the new one but it is the same as last time and I have filled in a wig complain about it

Using the words on the left of predictive text this time instead of the middle word.

CrushingOnRubies · 06/02/2024 23:07

My vagina is a bit bigger than my body 😂😂😂😂

Amfeelinglikeashowerpuff · 06/02/2024 23:08

My vagina is a bit more sensitive to my tongue and my mouth and I don't want it touching me so I'm not gonna do that anymore you can do that to my body

Amfeelinglikeashowerpuff · 06/02/2024 23:10

This one is using the left words 😱

My vagina is so big I can't even get it out of my mouth

blacksax · 06/02/2024 23:12

My vagina is waiting in the car park now.

LauderSyme · 06/02/2024 23:15

These are so funny! 😂😂😂

My vagina is going on to others and I'm going away with the kids for a bit.

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