What is your nightmare meal ? Light-hearted, please.

[TheTecknician]

For me, liver (or any offal) and mushy peas. In fact, mushy peas would ruin any food for me. Eww.

I’ll have your mushy peas. I’d hate anything with celery or fatty meat. Belly pork is my nightmare.

Mushy peas
sushi
tripe
soggy toast with beans or scrambled egg. Yuk to soggy toast.

Oh belly pork...bought it once out of curiosity. So disgusting.

Kippers... its the smell.
Followed by profiteroles or éclairs. I have a complete aversion for the texture of choux pastry.

Not much cos I eat pretty much anything apart from offal, raw onions and parsley

Oh and mushy peas are pretty gross although I love garden peas

Why the light-hearted warning?

Anything meat based
Bland cheese based dishes
Ice cream

Anything with 'interesting' or wild mushrooms. Too slimey 🤢

FWIW, anything involving tripe and blue cheese.

Boiled cabbage ala school dinner style
Butter beans as above..... Bleurgh

Overdone dry and tough roast beef, with leathery roast potatoes, tasteless floury gravy and soggy veg.

Too much gravy

Shellfish with eyes. Or any fish with eyes. Or skin.

A plate of oysters
octopus or squid
fatty or rare meat or meat on the bone
cream of chicken soup
tripe
( love liver and mushy peas ! )

I'm pretty fussy (autistic) so I could probably give you a fairly long list but the short answer would be anything with mustard or horseradish in it!

Interestingly I'd happily eat several of the things mentioned so far - mushy peas, kippers, offal etc.

Octopus
Tripe
Rabbit (I love bunnies)
Heart
Brains (including brawn)

I love eggs but can’t bear anything with whole egg in it - even thinking about it makes me feel quite sick. DM used to make a weird thing with fennel & breadcrumbs that had hardboiled eggs in a sauce & I had to leave it every time.

Mushy peas ❤️

in fact I like food so much I’m struggling to come up with my worst meal.

Ham salad - I don’t know just is.

cheap grisly pork sausages - spoils every fry up!

fish sushi

tough steak - what’s the point?

followed by Black Forest gateau- sickly is not the word and I have a sweet tooth!

Oh & absolutely rabbit!!

Cooked fruit such as rhubarb or prunes. I remember being forced to eat these at school and have hated them ever since.

Escargot
Tripe
Haggis
gristle in meat

Macaroni cheese.

Just gross. And I say that as a pasta lover. A straight cheese sauce belongs on cauliflower or broccoli and nowhere else.

Sushi. Anything with gristle.

Prawn cocktail starter followed by Mushrooms with lamb, liver and kidney followed by rhubarb crumble