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I beat the Lidl cashier

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Ginmonkeyagain · 28/01/2024 13:33

Today was a momentous day. Today I finally beat the Lidl cashier. He tried his best but I was there, ready and waiting to pay with all my bags properly and neatly packed while he sorted out the final till stuff.

Do I now get to move on to the next level?

OP posts:
ClairDeLaLune · 28/01/2024 23:28

Trufflenose · 28/01/2024 15:20

How crushed was your food?!

You’re a novice if you don’t line your shopping up to be scanned in decreasing order of weight!

MrsSkylerWhite · 28/01/2024 23:31

I was actually offered a job by the manager at ours based upon my packing and remembering the code of two garden items outside. A proud moment! (I’m 59, you know …. 😁)

friendlycat · 28/01/2024 23:34

ClairDeLaLune · 28/01/2024 23:28

You’re a novice if you don’t line your shopping up to be scanned in decreasing order of weight!

Of course this is mandatory. I always do this. It just makes sense.

Gingernaut · 28/01/2024 23:38

I've gone for jobs at Aldi, it's terrifying

400 scans per 15 minutes, so an hour's worth is 1600 scans, they are electronically monitored and if they are idle, they have to log out and start shelf stacking or warehousing.

Failure to achieve the scan targets can result in not passing you probation and having to leave.

ReadingSoManyThreads · 28/01/2024 23:48

Mirrormeback · 28/01/2024 15:24

I am so rubbish at Lidl

They ajways have to slow down for me Blush

If you can't keep up, you need to chuck it straight back into your trolley and pack it after you've paid over at the bench. Don't be that person that holds everybody up.

KyleWalkersLibido · 28/01/2024 23:54

Congratulations to all those who can beat the cashier. New respect to those working on the tills, I had no idea that other supermarkets also had a scan rate.
I line up the conveyor in decreasing weight order, then shove everything back in the trolley as I pack from the trolley into boxes in the my car. It is an MPV so the boot forms a shelter of it is raining, and I’m pretty quick and putting everything away

quantumbutterfly · 28/01/2024 23:58

your packing kung-fu is strong op.🙏

Boomboom22 · 29/01/2024 00:04

@Damnloginpopup now I'm dead. Years. Its been years. How could you!?

KissyMissy · 29/01/2024 00:14

SoupDragon · 28/01/2024 21:19

Another tactic of mine was to put something that needed counting (bakery items for example) in the middle to slow them down.

Love this! Will be doing it tomorrow 😂

sandgrown · 29/01/2024 00:18

I work for Tesco and we are told not to start scanning until the customer has all their shopping on the conveyor belt unless they are accompanied of course . If the belt is looking full I do ask if they would like me to start to give them
more room . When I start scanning I am pretty fast but try not to overwhelm the customer especially if they are elderly. I can also manage to have a conversation if the customer wants to chat or ask something . We have plenty of self scan options for speed. Some of our customers are happy to pay a bit more to not be rushed .

JMSA · 29/01/2024 00:20

Life goals Grin

JMSA · 29/01/2024 00:20

Ginmonkeyagain · 28/01/2024 14:34

TBF it was a different Lidl to my usual one. That one is staffed by steely eyed Eastern Europeans who make it their mission to BREAK YOU

GrinGrinGrin

SunflowerSeeds123 · 29/01/2024 00:23

This should be a sport at the next Olympics. 😀

Safxxx · 29/01/2024 00:24

Notalldogs23 · 28/01/2024 14:31

Now you have to see if you can take on Aldi...

Yes this 👍 I'm sure Aldi are faster then Lidl's

DyslexicPoster · 29/01/2024 00:27

Oh god I'm normally flustered and close to tears under threat of my shopping being forced off the end of the till in Lidl.

I like some of the food but my god its a stressful experience. If it wasn't my closest shop I'd never go in there.

Tesco home delivery all the way for me.

suggestionsplease1 · 29/01/2024 00:36

Paw2024 · 28/01/2024 17:55

Line it up in order and use big bags
I do heavy ambient stuff to light ambient (one bag), then heavy fridge (raw meat etc) to light fridge (another bag) and have a third bag as emergency overflow

I roughly do this but I intersperse with occasional fruit and vegetables that have to be weighed in order to slow the cashiers down. These can then go in their own bag.

If I can get a ratio of about 8/10 regular scannable items followed by 1 weighable fruit/veg (or coded bakery item) I can usually beat the cashier.

Damnloginpopup · 29/01/2024 07:56

Getting my own back for the poster around Xmas time.

I didn't even know I was playing THE GAME 😁 until I lost. Same as Whamageddon.

SoupDragon · 29/01/2024 08:04

This makes me want to go back to Aldi to see if I can get back into peak form 😂

HippyCritical · 29/01/2024 09:53

sandgrown · 29/01/2024 00:18

I work for Tesco and we are told not to start scanning until the customer has all their shopping on the conveyor belt unless they are accompanied of course . If the belt is looking full I do ask if they would like me to start to give them
more room . When I start scanning I am pretty fast but try not to overwhelm the customer especially if they are elderly. I can also manage to have a conversation if the customer wants to chat or ask something . We have plenty of self scan options for speed. Some of our customers are happy to pay a bit more to not be rushed .

Some of our customers are happy to pay a bit more to not be rushed .

How does that work?

quisensoucie · 29/01/2024 10:02

The whole point of aldi and lidl is that you throw your groceries back into the trolley/basket and then pack into bags in the packing area. That's how they move people quickly and keep prices low. Works very well in Europe, but of course, the Brits have to be all 'oh no, we don't do our shopping like that, I will hold up the entire queue while I try and pack the bags where they shouldn't be packed...

Ginmonkeyagain · 29/01/2024 10:09

The packing area in our Lidl is shite - it's messy and you get in the way of people trying to get to the exit.

Much better to enter gladiatoral combat with the cashier.

OP posts:
quisensoucie · 29/01/2024 10:26

Ginmonkeyagain · 29/01/2024 10:09

The packing area in our Lidl is shite - it's messy and you get in the way of people trying to get to the exit.

Much better to enter gladiatoral combat with the cashier.

Oh well, that's ok then. Be that person

SweetBirdsong · 29/01/2024 10:34

quisensoucie · 29/01/2024 10:26

Oh well, that's ok then. Be that person

I don't think @Ginmonkeyagain cares about 'being that person.' What is THAT person anyway? OP has clearly stated that she can pack her bags quickly (in the trolley) so she doesn't have to do it all at the packing shelf. Quite a few people do it in my Lidl, and Aldi, and as long as they are reasonably quick and don't hold up the queue, who cares? Confused

Theoldwrinkley · 29/01/2024 10:37

As an ex-cashier, that is just so rude!

SoupDragon · 29/01/2024 10:39

quisensoucie · 29/01/2024 10:02

The whole point of aldi and lidl is that you throw your groceries back into the trolley/basket and then pack into bags in the packing area. That's how they move people quickly and keep prices low. Works very well in Europe, but of course, the Brits have to be all 'oh no, we don't do our shopping like that, I will hold up the entire queue while I try and pack the bags where they shouldn't be packed...

You seem to be missing the point. "We" are sorting the shopping into the right bags in the same time as if we'd just shoved it all back into the trolley. No one is held up and the cashiers still scan at their normal speed.

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