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The most shocking thing you've read on Mumsnet..

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PricklyPear1234 · 19/12/2023 00:00

Just that really.. (Kind of lighthearted/maybe not!)

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MeMySonAnd1 · 22/12/2023 12:32

I really cannot believe we are having such in depth discussion about the protection nickers can offer in the event of a fire. 🤣

Sleep aa you please, with nickers or not but let people be free to make their own choices (just don’t share a bed if you find it disgusting, simple as that 🙂)

CatherinedeBourgh · 22/12/2023 12:39

I think to make it full Mumsnet bingo we need someone to be outraged at how someone can possibly shower in the morning/evening (delete as required) and not in the evening/morning (delete as required) like they do, and how it is clearly a sign of filthy disgustingness that must have everyone else heaving.

FatherJackHackettsUnderpantsHamper · 22/12/2023 12:46

I really cannot believe we are having such in depth discussion about the protection nickers can offer in the event of a fire. 🤣

Sleep aa you please, with nickers or not but let people be free to make their own choices (just don’t share a bed if you find it disgusting, simple as that 🙂)

It must be even more distressing if you have made a proper effort to wear knickers and then the nickers turn up and run off with them anyway Grin

StBrides · 22/12/2023 12:50

*Knickers

(Sorry, can't help it)

TrackerBar · 22/12/2023 13:03

I’m afraid the pyjama police will have to lock me up and throw away the key. Not only do I wear knickers and a nightshirt or pyjamas, but I also wear a sleep bra!!!!!

Alalalalalongalalalalalonglonglilong · 22/12/2023 14:46

Me too @TrackerBar upside is I don't feel i need to change the sheets so often as literally none of my skin touches the sheets.

BoogieBoogieWoogie · 22/12/2023 14:47

garlictwist · 19/12/2023 16:32

I experimented with sleeping in my swimming costume so that when my alarm went off at 6am to swim before work, all I had to do was roll out of bed. I saved time but I got terrible thrush.

Do you not use the toilet when you first wake in the morning??

ColleenDonaghy · 22/12/2023 15:02

I think this might be the least shocking Mumsnet thread ever Grin

DerekFaker · 22/12/2023 15:02

FatherJackHackettsUnderpantsHamper · 22/12/2023 12:46

I really cannot believe we are having such in depth discussion about the protection nickers can offer in the event of a fire. 🤣

Sleep aa you please, with nickers or not but let people be free to make their own choices (just don’t share a bed if you find it disgusting, simple as that 🙂)

It must be even more distressing if you have made a proper effort to wear knickers and then the nickers turn up and run off with them anyway Grin

Not the naughty knicker nickers!!!

TrackerBar · 22/12/2023 15:03

😂 I wonder if I should also upgrade to a night cap!

TrackerBar · 22/12/2023 15:04

@Alalalalalongalalalalalonglonglilong sorry! Meant to @ you in that reply!!!

localnotail · 22/12/2023 15:18

housethatbuiltme · 22/12/2023 09:15

do you have a dry fanny?

Unless your a preteen child or menopausal you should have vaginal discharge all month round. If you don't you may have a medical issue worth speaking to your GP about as not all could it effect sex but you maybe more prone to infections and skin complications.

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I'm actually stunned at how offensive your comment is. No, I don't have discharge. I thought having discharge outside of usual slime during ovulation is a sign of illness. I also don't smell like fish, you might find that surprising.

AnnieSnap · 22/12/2023 15:28

Well, I’m skim reading the rubbish now. I hope the thread gets back on track 🙄

housethatbuiltme · 22/12/2023 16:12

localnotail · 22/12/2023 15:18

I'm actually stunned at how offensive your comment is. No, I don't have discharge. I thought having discharge outside of usual slime during ovulation is a sign of illness. I also don't smell like fish, you might find that surprising.

No, discharge is not 'illness', A worrying change in discharge such as colour change, smell or lumpy apperance can be a symptom of illness but discharge in itself is not.

All fertile aged women have discharge at and it changes consistency throughout the month being most obvious around ovulation but it is constant. You vagina doesn't cease lubricate same way your eyes, nose, mouth and other internal membranes don't take random breaks without a medical concern. Its part of the immune system and aids functionality. NOT having it is in fact a medical issue that can have lot of complications.

I say this because in my medical experience people who claim they 'don't' have discharge very much do. They are usually either embarrassed and lying (unnecessary especially on an anonymous forum where no one even asked you) or seemingly just blind/in denial to it (slightly concerning).

As a statement its the same as someone saying to their doctor that they 'don't produce saliva except on the second weekend of the month'. It would be bizarre thing to make up and if genuinely true a baffling problem that needs prompt investigation.

Remember everyone laughing at Prince Andrews lack of sweating... same thing.

I once had a woman tell me (think it was on babycenter) that she had no discharge because he body 'swallowed it into her stomach' the same as with 'drool'. She was utterly adamant regardless of biology being explained to her by several people. The lengths people go to to hold up a lie is strange and bordering on the line mental health issues sometimes.

But no one mentioned smelling like fish by the way.

localnotail · 22/12/2023 16:42

housethatbuiltme · 22/12/2023 16:12

No, discharge is not 'illness', A worrying change in discharge such as colour change, smell or lumpy apperance can be a symptom of illness but discharge in itself is not.

All fertile aged women have discharge at and it changes consistency throughout the month being most obvious around ovulation but it is constant. You vagina doesn't cease lubricate same way your eyes, nose, mouth and other internal membranes don't take random breaks without a medical concern. Its part of the immune system and aids functionality. NOT having it is in fact a medical issue that can have lot of complications.

I say this because in my medical experience people who claim they 'don't' have discharge very much do. They are usually either embarrassed and lying (unnecessary especially on an anonymous forum where no one even asked you) or seemingly just blind/in denial to it (slightly concerning).

As a statement its the same as someone saying to their doctor that they 'don't produce saliva except on the second weekend of the month'. It would be bizarre thing to make up and if genuinely true a baffling problem that needs prompt investigation.

Remember everyone laughing at Prince Andrews lack of sweating... same thing.

I once had a woman tell me (think it was on babycenter) that she had no discharge because he body 'swallowed it into her stomach' the same as with 'drool'. She was utterly adamant regardless of biology being explained to her by several people. The lengths people go to to hold up a lie is strange and bordering on the line mental health issues sometimes.

But no one mentioned smelling like fish by the way.

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Thank you for such a detail reply, but I think this is a wrong thread for it. Maybe start a new thread discussing discharge and the dangers of not having it.

Notimeforidiots69 · 22/12/2023 18:21

You vagina doesn't cease lubricate same way your eyes, nose, mouth and other internal membranes don't take random breaks without a medical concern.

There speaks someone who hasn't been through the menopause! 🙄🙄🙄

Newsenmum · 22/12/2023 18:26

Omg we’re back to the night time knickers and all the discharge. It might surprise some people to know that all women and all bodies are different. We don’t all have the same amount of discharge and we’re not all constantly leaking all over the bed. I have more than I did when I was younger, when I barely had any and could wear pjs a few nights in a row. Now I have more, so I experimented with pants. Ended up making the discharge worse and me all sweaty (yuck!) so I’d rather just change pjs more often.

housethatbuiltme · 22/12/2023 18:37

Notimeforidiots69 · 22/12/2023 18:21

You vagina doesn't cease lubricate same way your eyes, nose, mouth and other internal membranes don't take random breaks without a medical concern.

There speaks someone who hasn't been through the menopause! 🙄🙄🙄

I did clearly say in fertile aged women.

It is natural to dry up during and after the menopause but this can also bring a host of medical issues too.

Aging is natural but non of us survive it in the end, its systematically things stopping until we eventually die from one (or a combination of) the effects in the end.

Menopause is just a very big visual one that starts quite early, currently 15% of menopausal women are prescribed HRT to lessen the medical complications of it. There's a whole host of other treatments options too that more women utilize.

Timefordrama · 22/12/2023 18:45

And the derailing has recommenced...

GordoStevensMustache · 22/12/2023 18:52

MsAmerica · 20/12/2023 22:12

The most shocking thing I read was a poster saying that if there were a war, she would do nothing on behalf of her country, and stop any of her family from doing anything also.

I agree with this poster. No way would I be taking any part in any war and neither are my children. I don't think that's a particularly controversial opinion though is it? I mean what would you expect us to do exactly?

MackEndSea · 22/12/2023 19:29

One I remember - someone posted that they often fantasised about waking up one morning to find that all humans had disappeared and she had the whole earth to herself for a few weeks before everyone returned non the wiser.

Another poster replied that they felt so upset by the post and the thought that someone out there wanted her and her children to disappear!! She literally made this post all about her, it was beyond ridiculous - I’ve never seen anything so self absorbed

Sumthingsweet · 22/12/2023 19:49

Eww def could not go comando with pjs or any other outfit - sorry that’s disgusting .

MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 22/12/2023 19:52

Sumthingsweet · 22/12/2023 19:49

Eww def could not go comando with pjs or any other outfit - sorry that’s disgusting .

Why is it disgusting?

Sumthingsweet · 22/12/2023 19:53

If you have to ask you need lessons in hygiene

Sumthingsweet · 22/12/2023 19:54

I have nothing further to offer

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