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169 replies

whatausername · 17/12/2023 13:22

The news is full of miserable shit.

Instant communication has probably in some ways added to the misery.

Mince is overrated.

Many people are actually kind when it comes down to it.

Hats should make a full-on 1920s comeback.

Rainbows and stars will never not be cool.

...Evidently I'm an opinionated person :D

OP posts:
CipherEcho · 17/12/2023 21:48

Tistheseasontobejollytrala · 17/12/2023 21:34

Your special imaginary friend does not make you more special than anybody elses special but different imaginary friend.

especially when all the information we have about the beings is all written by humans

Bonjovispjs · 17/12/2023 21:55

Salted caramel is the work of the devil 🤮

ScottBakula · 17/12/2023 22:05

AllProperTeaIsTheft · 17/12/2023 14:43

Tea is way better than coffee.
Baileys is horrible.
Christmas trees should be real trees and shouldn't go up until mid-December.

Yellow cars should be banned.
Shock But then how wpild we play yellow car?!

Dinosaurs did not exist
GrinGrin You jest, surely?

Yellow cars should be banned.

But then how wpild we play yellow car?!

Agreed, what would Dougles and Arther do when they are not flying 😂

FluffComingOut · 17/12/2023 22:11

Spiders lack personality.

AllProperTeaIsTheft · 17/12/2023 22:24

Agreed, what would Douglas and Arthur do when they are not flying 😂

Juggle apples maybe?

AllProperTeaIsTheft · 17/12/2023 22:27

Tinned soup is far superior to the flavourless fresh soups in the chiller cabinet.

Tinned soup is awful and smells like very salty cat food. Fresh soups aren't flavourless unless you are used to very salty catfood! Homemade soup is the best.

Flyhigher · 17/12/2023 22:46

Granny Smith apples are the only apples. Especially M&S ones. Sheer happiness in a crunch.

Can't ever have too many Christmas lights.

notprincehamlet · 17/12/2023 22:50

Juggle apples maybe?
Or play Brians of Britain?

Aplaceinthecold · 17/12/2023 23:00

I absolutely love blue Christmas lights but I have purple this year.
Warm white lights are the colour of depression.

Iam4eels · 17/12/2023 23:01

LadyBird1973 · 17/12/2023 20:45

Yellow car is when you compete with your family to say 'yellow car, no returns', when you spot one. This game works because there are not do many yellow cars for it to be too easy and boring but enough to make it worth the effort.

Do you not give the other person a playful thump when you see a yellow car or is that just my family...?

Rules are:

  • the game is always active and there is no opting out
  • if you see a yellow car you say "yellow car punch buggy" and then give a person of your choosing a little thump, you then say "no returns"
  • only the first person to spot the car gets to thump
SausageChopsBellyFlops · 17/12/2023 23:17

We don't play that game with yellow cars, it's minis around here.

You see a mini then run up to whoever is closest, thump them, and say "mini punch, mini shield" so they can't punch you back.

Unfortunately there are about 5 on the way to the school so I get it daily 🤣

MrsMoastyToasty · 17/12/2023 23:27

Peanuts do not belong in chocolate.
Peanuts=savoury, chocolate = sweet.

Never the twain should meet.

HunterBidensBurnerPhone · 17/12/2023 23:47

I hate those white dogs with the stained brown hair around their mouth and bumhole. It makes me sick to look at. I don't know how their owners can bear it.

OrderOfTheKookaburra · 18/12/2023 00:02

WmFnKdSg1234 · 17/12/2023 18:33

Chocolate should not be kept in a fridge or even worst in the freezer 😱

(I know "light hearted "😏)

Except for Easter eggs. There is something about the crunch of a frozen thin layer of chocolate eggs that is divine!!!!

OrderOfTheKookaburra · 18/12/2023 00:03

LadyBird1973 · 17/12/2023 20:45

Yellow car is when you compete with your family to say 'yellow car, no returns', when you spot one. This game works because there are not do many yellow cars for it to be too easy and boring but enough to make it worth the effort.

Would love to see you try playing yellow car in New York!

KievLoverTwo · 18/12/2023 00:09

I don't care if the jam or the cream goes on the scone first.

I also don't care if you pronounce it 'sgone or skoan.

Babla · 18/12/2023 01:19

Arseholery is a great word Grin

coxesorangepippin · 18/12/2023 01:22

Tea is crap

Nye is awful

Panettone is just wrong on so many levels

Moonshine5 · 18/12/2023 01:24

Radio DJ's who are heavy mouth breathers (Sheila Fogarty I'm looking at you) should be pelted with rotten fruit

Moonshine5 · 18/12/2023 01:24

*not DJ I mean presenters

betterangels · 18/12/2023 01:33

Christmas is definitely overrated. It's one day. So many people lose their minds spending massive amounts of money months in advance. Madness.

ScottBakula · 18/12/2023 05:37

AllProperTeaIsTheft · 17/12/2023 22:24

Agreed, what would Douglas and Arthur do when they are not flying 😂

Juggle apples maybe?

It depends if the lemon is in play 😁

LadyBird1973 · 18/12/2023 07:38

@Iam4eels we don't do the punch - probably just as well because I lose a lot!

@OrderOfTheKookaburra thankfully Wales has fewer yellow cars - I'd probably never have told the dc about this game if I lived in New York, for my own sanity!

autienotnaughty · 18/12/2023 08:01

betterangels · 18/12/2023 01:33

Christmas is definitely overrated. It's one day. So many people lose their minds spending massive amounts of money months in advance. Madness.

Do you have an opinion on weddings? Smile

autienotnaughty · 18/12/2023 08:04

MrsMoastyToasty · 17/12/2023 23:27

Peanuts do not belong in chocolate.
Peanuts=savoury, chocolate = sweet.

Never the twain should meet.

Have you every tried Icecream and salted nuts. It's immense.