Eugh help I had a Nigel Farage sex dream!

[MrsKarlUrban]

Omg omg Eugh an actual Nigel Farage sex dream! How do I tell my other half I've cheated on him in my sleep, he's so against brexit! He'll never forgive me.
Off for a shower and eye bleach

Happened to me during Brexit, we ran away together in a camper van with really gorgeous cushions! No solutions/explanations I'm afraid OP, no idea where my dream came from but I've had to learn to live with the memory of it, just never speak of it outside of MN

An Excorcism might be your only hope now. You must reject Satan and all his works.

😂😂 I love the sound of the nice cushions 🤣
I feel less ill now as I'm not alone

No one can help you, you've crossed the rubicon and are forever doomed.

On my way to church 🤭

😵‍💫😫 noooooo

Don’t worry. I did unspeakable things with Hagrid one night….
I was amazed I could walk when I woke up.
definitely not my usual type, I hate beards !

Oh bless you. I feel your pain - when I was in my 20s I had a dream that I was mud wrestling with Jeremy Paxman (whom I loathed), and then we got it on. 🤢 The trauma is still strong 25+ years later.

Have you been watching I’m a Celeb? If so turn it off immediately 😆

Oh how our minds mistreat us 😝
Hagrid 😵‍💫😂😂😂
I don't normally watch I'm a celeb but did last night cos it was on in front room! I shall avoid it from now on

Hahaha this is amazing.
I'd choose Hagrid over Farage every time.

Stop watching I'm a celeb OP! The gogglebox clip was sickening enough. I wish people would routinely refer to him as racist though, not just focus on the fact he's a dickhead. He's racist. It's not even like having Hancock in there. It's like having Enoch fucking Powell in there. Don't watch it!

But was he any good?

Oh my gosh this is brilliant 😂😂😂😂

Been there, done that.
and Boris.
thanks brain.

@Janetsmug Maybe it's a precognition. You will win a camper van with lovely cushions. Presented by Leathery Lucifer ?

So funny.

I just had a sex dream about my oldest friend who I've known 48 years. No sex dreams in years and then this. Mind you we were both younger and thinner in my dream so it could have been worse.

@WheresMyAlex oh no! I’ve done Boris too! I hated myself for that one 🤣

Isn't it funny how our dreams throw up the most random details - like the nice cushions?

I want to know if he was any good

Thoughts and prayers

Tbf he wasn't that bad 😵‍💫😬
No Nicolas cage thou who I had one about years ago! Dear god best dream ever!

Our minds need cleaning 😂

That is really funny :-).

We are not in control of our dreams, they are a mixture of things we've seen on TV, read etc and are often muddled.

Don't worry about it. Years ago I had a sexual dream about Ivan Lendl in a telephone box on a flat roof!

I feel ill now. What's with all the dream Tory shagging? 🤮

No you didn't. You're just making this up for attention.

Are you in my head?
Naff off and go and be boring somewhere else