Eugh help I had a Nigel Farage sex dream!

[MrsKarlUrban]

Omg omg Eugh an actual Nigel Farage sex dream! How do I tell my other half I've cheated on him in my sleep, he's so against brexit! He'll never forgive me.
Off for a shower and eye bleach

I once had one about Donald Trump 🤮🤢

Did he smell of cigarettes? I always imagine him to have ciggie breath 🤢

Well that will teach you to watch anything with that fucker in. I wish you Farage sex dreams for the rest of your life and hope you never out of your head 😉

I'm sorry, you are past help 😂

Wow🫠 I am on sertraline and have very vivid dreams, but this is nightmare. Sorry op. Hope you recover😂😂😂

Thats Anti Sex League material. That could be used as a form of contraception!

Oops that was a reply to the Jack Duckworth post!

I've had several about Donald Trump. It's beyond disturbing 😬

I'm sorry but sounds like you need admission to a secure psychiatric unit....

@therealcookiemonster I think I'm beyond help

Terrible OP, I hope you can bleach your brain. I once dreamed I was walking in the Alps with Dennis Thatcher who was dressed in Scout uniform, shorts and all. So unexpected and bizarre that I still recall it donkeys years later. I probably need therapy.

My sex dream last night was Mick Jagger in a 70 s style living room with swirly brown carpets, clashing wallpaper. Wtf??.

Dennis Thatcher in a scouts uniform seems like an internalised fantasy! Did he yodel?

OP, would you say that Nige was a considerate lover?

How on earth could he be?? Far too self indulgent

team hagrid

@Inheritanceconundrum

At least it was from behind!!

Yodel? Only when I asked to see his woggle.

I'm dying. 😀😁😂😄😄

This reminds me of a poster who wrote that she fancied Dominic Cummings. 😳

I shouldn't be reading this before bedtime, it's enough to give anyone nightmares. All we need now is something to say they dreamt of a romp with Boris and then we've broken the Ick Barrier of t' interwebs.

was it his wife?

😆Must have been

To be fair, I'll bet he's good at a bit of the old oral - that slurpy tongue 😛😛😛😛😛

"Don't have nightmares, do sleep well" as they used to say on Crimewatch 😂

All these replies have had me laughing so much but also feeling a bit nauseous 😵‍💫🫠😂

Aren't dreams meany to indicate the opposite of what they appear on the surface. Trying to find the positives here.

You might meet some dream boat!

I hope not. I had a VERY nice dream about Peter Garrett last week.