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Eugh help I had a Nigel Farage sex dream!

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MrsKarlUrban · 26/11/2023 08:21

Omg omg Eugh an actual Nigel Farage sex dream! How do I tell my other half I've cheated on him in my sleep, he's so against brexit! He'll never forgive me.
Off for a shower and eye bleach

OP posts:
lemmein · 26/11/2023 11:37

I had one a few years ago about Trump 😖

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MrsKarlUrban · 26/11/2023 11:46

lemmein · 26/11/2023 11:37

I had one a few years ago about Trump 😖

Eww with his little mouth and hands 😵‍💫🤣😂

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AllIWantForChristmasIs2PinkLines · 26/11/2023 11:50

<Provides some brain bleach>

Silverstoat · 26/11/2023 11:52

I had a sex dream about a gorgeous Irish man wandering around in his vest and pants. A combination of watching Belfast and the Robbie Williams documentary on Netflix last night!

Gettingbysomehow · 26/11/2023 11:54

No, no, no. We need to group together and send OP for immediate counselling and maybe a frontal lobotomy 😂

BluffMagnet · 26/11/2023 11:58

I once had a sex dream about my dad, nothing is worse than that.

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MrsKarlUrban · 26/11/2023 12:05

BluffMagnet · 26/11/2023 11:58

I once had a sex dream about my dad, nothing is worse than that.

OH MY GOD thoughts and prayers 🫣🫣🫣😂😂😂

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MrsKarlUrban · 26/11/2023 12:05

Gettingbysomehow · 26/11/2023 11:54

No, no, no. We need to group together and send OP for immediate counselling and maybe a frontal lobotomy 😂

I'll start a go fund me 😅😂

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Alargeoneplease89 · 26/11/2023 12:08

Missedmytoe · 26/11/2023 11:24

I feel ill now. What's with all the dream Tory shagging? 🤮

Tbf it's better then Steptoe (Jezza)

SanFranciscoCalling · 26/11/2023 12:08

I had one this week about Wayne Rooney 🤣

Gettingbysomehow · 26/11/2023 12:17

MrsKarlUrban · 26/11/2023 12:05

I'll start a go fund me 😅😂

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therealcookiemonster · 26/11/2023 12:28

Abhannmor · 26/11/2023 08:52

An Excorcism might be your only hope now. You must reject Satan and all his works.

this is the only way

FrostieBoabby · 26/11/2023 12:44

I usually avoid threads that are guaranteed to end up on 'lazy illiterate journalists Daily Shite Mail website' but just had to comment OP, are you OK? 😂

Peacheroo · 26/11/2023 12:48

Gosh! I heard he was coming across well on the show but I didn't realise he was doing that well.

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MrsKarlUrban · 26/11/2023 12:54

FrostieBoabby · 26/11/2023 12:44

I usually avoid threads that are guaranteed to end up on 'lazy illiterate journalists Daily Shite Mail website' but just had to comment OP, are you OK? 😂

🤣 I'm in recovery

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MrsKarlUrban · 26/11/2023 12:55

Peacheroo · 26/11/2023 12:48

Gosh! I heard he was coming across well on the show but I didn't realise he was doing that well.

🫣😂😂 it's certainly not what I expected

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lemmein · 26/11/2023 14:02

BluffMagnet · 26/11/2023 11:58

I once had a sex dream about my dad, nothing is worse than that.

Shock

I once had a sex dream about my friends elderly father which I've only ever shared on MN, never in RL - but yours is even worse than that 🙈

GasDrivenNun · 26/11/2023 15:26

@MrsKarlUrban surely it was a nightmare, not a dream?

Inheritanceconundrum · 26/11/2023 15:44

I was once taken from behind by Jack Duckworth with his cellotaped up glasses during a nightmare. I was heavily pregnant at the time. Now that was grim!!

Lampzade · 26/11/2023 15:45

Abhannmor · 26/11/2023 08:52

An Excorcism might be your only hope now. You must reject Satan and all his works.

Ha ha

Inheritanceconundrum · 26/11/2023 15:47

Silverstoat · Today 11:52

I had a sex dream about a gorgeous Irish man wandering around in his vest and pants. A combination of watching Belfast and the Robbie Williams documentary on Netflix last night!

Oh, stop with the smugness!! 😉 May I recommend watching Coronation Street or EastEnders instead?

Inheritanceconundrum · 26/11/2023 15:49

What was his foreplay like OP? Did he undress and caress?

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MrsKarlUrban · 26/11/2023 15:54

I don't remember any foreplay there was a hotel and all of a sudden I was bent over a bed
😝🤣😂
My other half keeps saying brexit like things to entice me 😂

OP posts:
Gingerbee · 26/11/2023 15:56

Abhannmor · 26/11/2023 08:52

An Excorcism might be your only hope now. You must reject Satan and all his works.

Definitely

spacecrafting · 26/11/2023 15:59

Please please ask MN to edit the title and put a warning on it - even reading that is bad enough. Aaargh!