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Brownie and Guide songs

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Diversion · 31/10/2023 22:14

Carrying on from the school hymns thread I thought I would ask if any of you remember your Brownie or Guide songs? For some strange reason many of these are stuck in my head, to pop out from time to time including the actions 😂. I'm taking home my baby bumble bee, This little guiding light of mine, Oh I had an Aunty an Aunty Monica (and when she went out shopping they would all say ooh la la, because her hat is swaying, swaying to and fro) Our chalet, Camp fires burning, Kookaburra and a game we played called Walk the Deck.

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RomanMum · 01/11/2023 15:18

I was just thinking of That's the way they treat the Girl Guides!

Waitwhat23 · 01/11/2023 15:22

Aha! All the verses.

dragon.sleepdeprived.ca/songbook/songs7/S7_13.htm

CesareBorgia · 01/11/2023 16:09

OwlOfBrown · 01/11/2023 14:48

We're Brownie friends, we're Brownie friends, we're here to lend a hand
To love our God and serve our Queen King and help our homes and land
We've Brownie friends, we've Brownie friends from North, South, East and West
We're joined together in our wish to try to do our best

We still sing it at the end of Brownies every week

I bet you're still singing 'Queen' sometimes by accident!

BrieEncounter · 01/11/2023 17:07

Kookaburra sits on the electric wire
Jumping up and down cos his bum's on fire
Cry, Kookaburra, cry Kookaburra
How hot your bum must be

Justdontask · 01/11/2023 17:25

In terms of inappropriate ones the favourite at the old unit I was a leader with (but I only learned it there, we didn't sing it as Guides) was "sipping cider"

The cutest guy,
I ever saw
Was sipping ci-
-der through a straw
The cutest guy I ever saw
Was sipping cider through a straw

And then future verses go...

I asked him if he'd show me how
To drink some cider through a straw

He said of course he'd show me how
To drink some cider through a straw

So cheek to cheek and jaw to jaw
We drinked some cider through a straw

Then all at once that damned straw slipped
And we were sipping lip to lip

And that is how I got my mother in law
And forty nine brats all call me ma

The moral of this story is
Never drink cider through a straw

And then the guides all shout "drink coke" at the end 😂 I guess it has a moral but it's a while before you get there 😂

Christine7 · 01/11/2023 17:27

BlazingWorld · 01/11/2023 14:46

yes, we did Canadian Taps although I didn't know that was what it was called.

One that cracks me up had the chorus "They are Guides, all Guides, and in unexpected places/ You will see their friendly faces/ And a helping hand besides" (just imagine them all popping up from the undergrowth) although I get a lump in my throat later on, at "You may join them where you will/ For the gate is open still/ And the Guides of today, will find their way, to the path across the hill".

Land of the Silver Birch was my favourite. I also liked "Little Johnny England, he went a-wandering, he went a wandering, all day long."

I was a Guide in the 80s but I think we tended to sing the songs our Guider had sung in the 60s! "Captains they are married, Lieutenants are engaged/ Patrol leaders go courting, although they're under age/ Seconds they have boyfriends, as many as they please/ But all the poor old Girl Guide gets is a Scout with knobbly knees...Oh we ain't gonna camp no more, no more, we ain't gonna camp no more/ We camped last night and the night before, and we ain't gonna camp no more."

We sang that as well . We sang

patrol leaders go courting at a very early age

seconds they go flirting with the [ name of village ] BBs ( boys Brigade )

There were other verses in a similar vein, one about food that ended “ but the poor girl guides get a piece of bread and jam “.

PollyannaWhittier · 01/11/2023 17:37

HeadNorth · 01/11/2023 11:41

Did anyone else do Canadian Taps?

Softly at the end of day,
As our campfire dies away
Silently each Guide should ask,
Have I done my daily task?
Have I kept my honour bright?
Can I have my sleep tonight?
Have I done and have I dared,
Every thing to be prepared?

Day is done, gone the sun
From the sea, from the hills from the sky
All is well, safely rest
God is nigh.

Another I remember is:
There’s a long, long worm a crawling along the ridgepole of my tent.
I can hear the whistle calling and it’s time I went.
There’s some cold, cold water waiting for my morning wash
And when I get back the worm will be on my pillow, squish squash.

Softly falls the rain today
As our campsite floats away
Silently each Guide should ask,
Have I brought my scuba mask ?
Have I tied my tent flaps down ?
Learned to swim so I won't drown ?
Have I done and will I try,
Everything to keep me dry ?
Grin

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 01/11/2023 17:40

Empompie, kolonie, kolonastik...

Findyourneutralspace · 01/11/2023 17:40

I’m a little acorn brown
Sitting on the cold cold ground
Someone came and trod on me
That is why I’m cracked, you see
I’m a nut, I’m a nut, I’m a nut nut nut nut nut

Falderal · 01/11/2023 18:39

Anyone else remember Corpses?
Woman in a churchyard sat ooh ooh ooh ooh aah aah aah aah
She was very short and fat
ending with a glorious SCREAM
Think it's banned these days

Oh. How about An Old Austrian went yodelling on a mountaintop high?

OwlOfBrown · 01/11/2023 20:57

CesareBorgia · 01/11/2023 16:09

I bet you're still singing 'Queen' sometimes by accident!

😁Almost every week in my case! The muscle memory is strong!😂

Come to think of it we don't sing "To love our God" any more either since the promise has changed. We cram "To be true to ourselves and serve our King" into that line.

Riverlee · 02/11/2023 19:40

Lots of happy memories reading this thread, of Brownies, Guides, pack holidays, camps, Venture scouts, gang shows etc.

newnamethanks · 02/11/2023 20:05

Where have you been to Henry my son?
Where have you been to my beloved one?
. . .
Green and Yeller
Green and Yeller
O mother come quick
As I'm feeling very sick
And I want to lay down and die . . .

DesdemonasWinterBloom · 02/11/2023 20:38

Did anyone else used to sing this one at Brownies:

Hey, my name is Joe,
And I work in a button factory
And one day my boss came up to me.
He says: ‘Joe’, I said: ‘Yo!’
He says: ‘You busy?’, I said ‘No.’
‘Can you push this button with your right hand?’
Hey, my name is Joe,
And I work in a button factory
And one day my boss came up to me.
He says: ‘Joe’, I said: ‘Yo!’
He says: ‘You busy?’, I said ‘No.’
‘Can you push this button with your left hand?’
Hey, my name is Joe,
And I work in a button factory
And one day my boss came up to me.
He says: ‘Joe’, I said: ‘Yo!’
He says: ‘You busy?’, I said ‘No.’
‘Can you push this button with your right foot?’
Hey, my name is Joe,
And I work in a button factory
And one day my boss came up to me.
He says: ‘Joe’, I said: ‘Yo!’
He says: ‘You busy?’, I said ‘No.’
‘Can you push this button with your left foot?’
Hey, my name is Joe,
And I work in a button factory
And one day my boss came up to me.
He says: ‘Joe’, I said: ‘Yo!’
He says: ‘You busy?’, I said ‘No.’
‘Can you push this button with your head?’
Hey, my name is Joe,
And I work in a button factory
And one day my boss came up to me.
He says: ‘Joe’, I said: ‘Yo!’
He says: ‘You busy?’, I said ‘No.’
‘Can you push this button with your bum?’
Hey, my name is Joe,
And I work in a button factory
And one day my boss came up to me.
He says: ‘Joe’, I said: ‘Yo!’
He says: ‘You busy?’, I said ‘Yes!’

SisSuffragette · 02/11/2023 21:34

I loves tzena so much I wanted to call my firstborn it ❤

SisSuffragette · 02/11/2023 21:37

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree-ee
Merry merry king of the woods is he-ee
Laugh, Kookaburra,
Laugh Kookaburra
Gay your life must be

The red men is a song I'm sure wouldn't be sung now
Something about... in our feathers, and war paint

All of us are red men
Feathers in our head men
Down amongst the dead men
(Throast slitting action)
Pow wow
Pow wow

Christine7 · 02/11/2023 22:14

@DesdemonasWinterBloom yes we sang a slightly different version.

hi, my name is Jo and I work in a button factory. I have a spouse and two kids, both boys and I spend all my life pushing buttons. One day my boss came up to me and said hi Jo, are you busy? I said no. he said push this button with your right hand. Etc

when we sang “ in a cottage in a wood “, we missed out a line each time we sang it and substituted it with actions. So we ended up with just actions.

Dahlia444 · 03/11/2023 17:23

CesareBorgia · 01/11/2023 13:49

She sat 'neath the lilacs and played her guitar,
Played her guitar, played her guitar.
She sat 'neath the lilacs and played her guitar,
Played her guitar ha-ha-ha. He sat down beside her and smoked his cigar,
Smoked his cigar, smoked his cigar.
He sat down beside her and smoked his cigar,
Smoked his cigar ha-ha-ha.
He said that he loved her but oh how he lied,
Oh how he lied, oh, how he lied.
He said that he loved her but oh how he lied,
Oh how he lied ide-ide-ide.
They were to be married but somehow she died,
Somehow she died, somehow she died.
They were to be married but somehow she died,
Somehow she died ide-ide-ide.
He went to the funeral just for the ride,
Just for the ride, just for the ride.
He went to the funeral just for the ride,
Just for the ride ide-ide-ide.
He sat on the tombstone and laughed till he cried,
Laughed till he cried, laughed till he cried.
He sat on the tombstone and laughed till he cried,
Laughed till he cried ide-ide-ide.
The tombstone fell on him and squish-squash he died,
Squish-squash he died, squish-squash he died.
The tombstone fell on him and squish-squash he died,
Squish-squash he died ide-ide-ide.
She went to heaven and fluttered and flied,
Fluttered and flied, fluttered and flied.
She went to heaven and fluttered and flied,
Fluttered and flied ide-ide-ide.
He went to t'other place and frizzled and fried,
Frizzled and fried, frizzled and fried.
He went to t'other place and frizzled and fried,
Frizzled and fried ide-ide-ide.
Now the moral of this story is never tell lies,
Never tell lies, never tell lies.
Now the moral of this story is never tell lies,
Never tell lies ies-ies-ies.

Brilliant thank you!

Riverlee · 03/11/2023 20:18

SisSuffragette · 02/11/2023 21:37

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree-ee
Merry merry king of the woods is he-ee
Laugh, Kookaburra,
Laugh Kookaburra
Gay your life must be

The red men is a song I'm sure wouldn't be sung now
Something about... in our feathers, and war paint

All of us are red men
Feathers in our head men
Down amongst the dead men
(Throast slitting action)
Pow wow
Pow wow

We used to sing this to.

Alice the Camel - was popular. We’d link arms and have actions to it.

YireosDodeAver · 03/11/2023 20:24

CesareBorgia · 01/11/2023 07:51

We sang one starting:

We're Brownie friends, we're Brownie friends, we're here to lend a hand
To love our God and serve our Queen and [that's all I remember]

I didn't last long in Brownies because I felt like a hypocrite over the God bits, having been brought up by non-believing parents.

I remember it as:

We're brownie guides
We're brownie guides
We're here to lend a hand
To love our God and serve our Queen and help our Homes and Land

We're brownie friends We're brownie friends
From North South East and West
We join together in our wish
To try to do our best.

WhiskersPete · 03/11/2023 20:59

Oh you'll never get to Heaven
In a Girl Guide's bra
Coz a Girl Guide's bra
Don't stretch that far!

I ain't gonna grieve my lord no more

WhiskersPete · 03/11/2023 21:02

SirSamVimesCityWatch · 01/11/2023 10:06

I mostly remember the bumblebee one.

I've got a baby bumble bee
Won't my mummy be surprised at me?
I've got a little baby bumble bee
Oooh Eee the bee stung me!

(Slapping hands together)
I'm smashing up my baby bumble bee
Won't my mummy be surprised at me?
I'm smashing up my baby bumble bee
Oooh Eee I'm all sticky!

(Miming licking smashed bee off hands)
I'm licking up my baby bumble bee
Won't my mummy be surprised at me?
I'm licking up my baby bumble bee
Oooh Eee, I feel funny

(Miming excessively violent vomiting!)
I'm sicking up my baby bumble bee
Won't my mummy be surprised at me?
I'm sicking up my baby bumble bee

But I can't remember the last line!

I tried teaching to my brownies aged daughter and she was horrified! Kids today. No sense of humour 🤣

It's "urghh what a mess"

Terfosaurus · 03/11/2023 21:13

WhiskersPete · 03/11/2023 21:02

It's "urghh what a mess"

We then had a verse that went

I'm sweeping up my baby bumble bee, won't my mummy be so proud of me. I'm sweeping up my baby bumble bee. Just like a good brownie should.

StrictlyAFemaleFemale · 03/11/2023 21:29

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