Why do you have to use the f word on the internet.

[Albertusforster]

Why do you have to use the the F word on the the internet.

You don't.

Is this a joke? What’s the punchline?

The Gordon Ramsey TV prog?

Fuck knows

Ferrets?

What's that got to do with work?

What?

Fake?

Fuck knows.

You don't?

We don't swear in my house in real life, but, when typing on forums on the internet, you sometimes need the extra emphasis that the occasional colourful word gives I think.

No fucking idea.

The internet is a big place. Sometimes it would be inappropriate to swear, sometimes it doesn’t matter. What’s your actual problem?

It's mandatory, all part of having your Internet User Licence

Although I believe the C word is just advisory

It's just a word, what does it matter? Also, what has this got to do with work?

It’s only after you graduate

Not a cunting clue.

Not got a fucking clue what you are on about.

It's performance swearing, OP. And on here often feels forced and self-conscious.
Lucindas trying hard to be edgy.

Who the fuck is Lucinda?

Why is this in work?

Is it okay to use fuck in rl, just not on the internet?

I don't. But then I don't use it in RL either. I guess people just type as they speak. Forums have different conventions. This one allows swearing.

Check the T&Cs of your account. To maintain your internet usage and receive the annual Likes Bonus you must type 'fuck' no fewer than five times every calendar month and pay in at least 1500 words.

I probably say fuck more in real life than on the internet actually.

It's a good, solid, versatile word.

Me too. I blame lockdown. That started my fuck habit and I can't break it.