I'm a rat AMA

[RattusRattusRattus]

Happy to answer questions and help you overcome your fears and prejudices.

do you present horrible histories has a side hustle or is it full time?

What sort of rat? A nice pet one or a creepy lives in the bins one?

Best part about being a rat?

How many children and grandchildren do you have? How do you remember all the birthdays?

@BrennanBooth No, being a rat is a full time job. Whisker cleaning alone can take up as much as three hours.

What hoover do you recommend?

Have you ever met Roland - and was he nice?! 😍🐀

Am I the only one who thought this was an AMA with a police informant?

I think you need to go to A&E.

@angiec89
Having absolutely no morals or scruples. Leaves me free to focus exclusively on food and sex.

As I mentioned elsewhere, I was a Tory politician in a previous incarnation.

Trigger warning: I saw one of your friends getting disembowelled by a crow this morning. Sorry for your loss.

Can you skip using only your tail?

Are you a fancy rat?

And can you boggle?

How do you feel about your representation in A Muppet Christmas Carol?

Are you good at bruxing & boggling?
Do you like scritches?
I ❤rats

@NuffSaidSam I'm a real rat, not a caged wuss who's sold his soul for a bowl of pellets and a drinky bottle with a little metal ball to lick.

And we don't live in bins. We may visit them occasionally, but we're not vagrants. We have proper homes.

Same

Do you think your Prime Minister should apologise for the Black Death?

@Cas112

The Dyson V15. Buy a replacement battery with a higher charge capacity then the one that comes with the vacuum. Clean the filters regularly.

Do rats suffer collective historical guilt for spreading the Plague?

Have you ever been more than 6ft away from a person?

Genuinely expected this to be the revealing AMA from someone who informed on the mob or mafia and now is in witness protection

Are you a good cook?

@SnowflakeCity you best me to it! So continuing on that theme, is there a certain French dish you like making??

Beat even!