I'm a rat AMA

[RattusRattusRattus]

Happy to answer questions and help you overcome your fears and prejudices.

What's it like being constantly rat legged?

Don't be so rodentist.

That's mice. The ones that aren't Angels, at any rate.

Two earworms for the price of one there - enjoy.

Like sheds ? You lot should be ashamed of yourselves really. Living in tax payers sheds and contributing nothing pfff.

Its disease

Hello.

Would you like a yogie?

I've got some Cheerios around here somewhere.

Don't listen to them blaming you for the plague.
It was the fleas wot dunnit

As I mentioned elsewhere, I was a Tory politician in a previous incarnation.

Ah, so you've come back as a higher form of life!

I like your kind 🐀 but can you have a word with the girls I just rescued and tell them
Do
Stop bloody biting me please

Oh this is a shame I thought you meant a grass

Would you consider wearing cute outfits if Cinderella made them for you?

Do you prefer Wensleydale with cranberry or apricot?

Have you been watching mafs?

What would you like for Christmas?

What do you consider your best quality?

Are you a love rat?

Just want to apologise for the cat throwing one of your mates against the bathroom wall over and over again until DH intervened yesterday. It was too late though.

Is there a rat hierarchy when deserting a sinking ship, or is it every rat for themselves?

@RaeHitsEbSire I love me a cat from time to time. Especially with a cheeky Chianti and some fava beans.

Do you know Roland?

Why weren’t you out getting rat-arsed last night OP? We’re you washing your fur instead?

How exactly did you spread the word to all your mates and extended family so fast that I had pet chickens in my garden? And how did you rate the chicken feed?

Too many questions have gone unanswered! Rattus I'm sorry but you're a rubbish AMA 🙁

@ImaginingDragonz Ha ha I could tell you how we spread information but then I'd have to kill you. I'm serious.
The chicken feed was nice thanks. As for the chickens, i know the big ones are juicy and delicious, but they've sure got a lot of fight in them. Could you get in some of those peep peep fun-size ones? Thanks.

@LauderSyme gimme a minute, geez!

I never thought I'd get such a response. Maybe there's still hope for your kind.

Not you, though.

What did you do with my phone that I dropped on the tracks at Farringdon tube station back in 2010? That was a sad end to a cracking night out 😂

I’m a tick…I’m searching for my brother, have you seen him ?

@TheChosenTwo
So because 13 years ago you dropped your phone on the track and a rat removed it, possibly preventing a serious accident, it must have been me?

Oh, of course, because WE ALL LOOK ALIKE. Obviously you, like so many others, need educating.

You're welcome.

My friend did leave you a nice voice message asking you to return it 😂😂

Are you of the Boomtown clan? <old gimmer alert>