I'm a rat AMA

[RattusRattusRattus]

Happy to answer questions and help you overcome your fears and prejudices.

Do you ever experiment on humans?

Do you blame James Herbert for your bad reputation?

Do you feel that the movie Ratatouille faithfully represented you and your kind, or did they simply use lazy stereotypes?

What were your intentions when running alongside the lady earlier today after you jumped out of her bin?

Is being a rat better than your previous incarnation?

I love rats and don’t understand why people are so scared of them.

How can someone like rabbits, hedgehogs, squirrels etc but hate rats.

I don’t get it.
Unless it’s a fear that has come from the bubonic plague and has been passed down the generations.

🤣🤣

Where is it you hang out? My husband would like to try his new air rifle out 🤔

Oh that poor lady! There was a post from the rat’s POV. Was it accurate?

I am sorry if this is offensive, but what is it with your species and cheese?

how do you feel about immigration?

What do you think of cats?

@mumsnet surely this belongs in the classics...

Have you heard the phrase 'couldn't give a rats arse'? Is there a rat:human equivalent?

Have you ever been in someone's kitchen and they suddenly started singing questions at you?

Are you as big as a forearm?

How long have you been on mumsnet?

What made you decide to join mumsnet and not ratsnet?

What's your favourite disease? And you can't choose "plague"!

Rats can’t type
fin

Do you run along aside people emptying their bins?

@peanutparade 🤣😂

I wish I’d seen this before I posted 😂

Would you kindly stop scratching under my chair ramp, it’s upsetting the dog and you are fully aware of what he has done to your friends!

Was it you in my loft last night?

Are you Rastafarian?

Presented with the culinary choice of a McDonald big mac in wheelie bin one, or a Burger King in wheelie bin two next door...which would be your first preference?

Let me assure you they absolutely can - we have pet rats, and they've managed to change all sorts of settings on various devices over the years. Some of which have taken far too long to undo (in my defence, undoing something when my computer has changed language to Finnish would probably be a challenge for anyone)