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How many fingers can you fit between your teeth (pointless and lighthearted!)?

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mugandspoon · 20/09/2023 12:37

Random, pointless question following a mundane discussion where my partner claims that I have a superbig mouth and I think it's his that's small... How many fingers can you fit (vertically) between your teeth when you open your mouth as much as you can?

I can put all four fingers there relatively easily, he can only get two there.. Surely he has a small mouth...!?

OP posts:
Papillon23 · 20/09/2023 12:40

All four but I don't have big hands.

Vates · 20/09/2023 12:42

2 and a half, lol, just tried it. I do have man sized hands though!

savemyears · 20/09/2023 12:43

Full fist. It's my party trick 😂

Nonplusultra · 20/09/2023 12:43

3 and I have small hands

AffIt · 20/09/2023 12:43

Just tried it - three - I do, however, have very large hands and quite a small mouth, though.

DuploTrain · 20/09/2023 12:44

Three

ChessieFL · 20/09/2023 12:44

Three

Doggymummar · 20/09/2023 12:44

4 and my thumb but my hands are XS

SM4713 · 20/09/2023 12:45

I knew a girl who could fit her whole fist in! 😳

ShadowPuppets · 20/09/2023 12:45

Three and if I squeeze I can get a bit of my little finger in but not much.

Is this a stealth brag about how your DP has enormous fingers, OP? 😉

WandaWonder · 20/09/2023 12:45

4, but I first thought you flipped out thinking you meant between each tooth type thing and thinking WTF

Great thread though

HandsomeJack · 20/09/2023 12:46

I'm exercising serious restraint not to attempt this in the busy work canteen.

DuploTrain · 20/09/2023 12:46

How does he eat a burger if he can only open his mouth a few centimetres?

HamHand · 20/09/2023 12:48

Just 2. If I need any major dental work I have to go to hospital and have it under general as I assume then they’re free to pull me about at will. It’s ridiculous really, I can never order a burger or a sandwich when we’re out as there’s no way for me to eat it politely 😂

Olika · 20/09/2023 12:48

4; had to test as never tried it 😂

TwoBlueFish · 20/09/2023 12:49

4 with wiggle room

PenhillDarkMonarch · 20/09/2023 12:49

Three just doesn't seem like very many fingers! (said the actress to the bishop)

4 and probably more if I had them 😳

HamHand · 20/09/2023 12:49

Crosspost @DuploTrain ! The struggle is real

BarnacleBeasley · 20/09/2023 12:49

has he got really fat fingers?

mugandspoon · 20/09/2023 12:49

Thank you all for indulging me :-) Really appreciate it. Seems that I may have a slightly larger mouth than others (I think I have standard sized hands) but that he definitely has a small mouth :-)

Haha don't think he has big hands ;-)
Not sure how he eats burgers actually - I'll have to study him next time!!

LOL at the person in the canteen! Yes probably better try it privately...

OP posts:
PurpleMonkeys · 20/09/2023 12:50

I can open mine about 3cm
Or 2 and a bit fingers.

I often get lockjaw where I can't even put my thumb in and it closes down to less than .5cm.

The GP said a normal range is about 3 fingers. 3.5 - 5.5cms

AlexandriasWindmill · 20/09/2023 12:52

2 and a quarter.
I don't have fat fingers - it's just my jaw doesn't open that much.

mugandspoon · 20/09/2023 12:52

@PurpleMonkeys Ah super interesting with the range! Off to find a ruler....

OP posts:
FluffMagnet · 20/09/2023 12:55

3 fingers, but only just and it is uncomfortable. I was at the dentist today and was thinking then that I don't seem to be able to open very wide (plus I start to tense up and shut my mouth despite concentrating on keeping it open). I have been told by a dentist that I have a very small mouth, but I think that was more in terms of too little jaw for all my teeth rather than how wide I can open...

PurpleMonkeys · 20/09/2023 13:07

mugandspoon · 20/09/2023 12:52

@PurpleMonkeys Ah super interesting with the range! Off to find a ruler....

Oo go for it.

For an accurate measurement, use calipers.. or a proper mouth opening ruler, which are a thing I didn't know existed until the GP pulled one out of his drawer.. 🤣