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Ramalangadingdong · 15/09/2023 22:52

Jackydaytona · 15/09/2023 22:15

Oh, I hope it's ant and Dec
Odious little trolls 🧌

I was going to agree but they’ve been through quite a lot really so I hope it isn’t them.

Fordian · 15/09/2023 22:52

ScottishIceCream · 15/09/2023 22:07

This will be a complete non story to most of us.

The last time we all stayed up till god knows what time to see what the "big" story about to break was, it was so dull I can't even remember.

For me it was Brexit.

And, here we are.

uncomfortablydumb53 · 15/09/2023 22:52

Wonder if it's something like a paedophile ring involving comedy circuit
Some of the screenshots say it involves at least 5
That would be more likely the subject of a serious programme like dispatches?
Obviously I hope it isn't that

DahliaMacNamara · 15/09/2023 22:53

Unless RB has been shagging aliens, the late Princess Diana and Joe Biden, I can't see how it qualifies as the biggest news story of the year.

EsmaCannonball · 15/09/2023 22:53

PrimitivePerson · 15/09/2023 22:50

She's been shacked up with Elvis for the last 26 years.

And Elvis faked his own death and lived as Hartley Hare.

OnAFrolicOfMyOwn · 15/09/2023 22:53

PrimitivePerson · 15/09/2023 22:50

She's been shacked up with Elvis for the last 26 years.

In a castle owned by Lord Lucan.

TomatoSandwiches · 15/09/2023 22:53

Itslosenotloose · 15/09/2023 22:52

What a load of fucking shit

😂🤣🤣

ItstimeToMoveagain · 15/09/2023 22:53

Unless theyve done something on the same scale as JS then I don't see how a load of comedians can be the biggest scandal this year.

Princessconsuelabananahammock9 · 15/09/2023 22:53

I just read the latest news article about RB and him and his wife just welcomed their third child. I hope it's not him. He really has come far and turned his life around. It would be incredibly disappointing as hes inspired so many with addictions.

I also have ADHD like him, so some of his wellness tips I have incorporated as well.

Alstroemeria123 · 15/09/2023 22:54

EsmaCannonball · 15/09/2023 22:53

And Elvis faked his own death and lived as Hartley Hare.

While working in the chip shop to support them all

PrimitivePerson · 15/09/2023 22:54

OnAFrolicOfMyOwn · 15/09/2023 22:53

In a castle owned by Lord Lucan.

They like to go riding around the grounds on Shergar.

Ramalangadingdong · 15/09/2023 22:55

Kona84 · 15/09/2023 22:40

I’ve not read any of the other posts so just diving in with an idea - Could Charles be abdicating?

That would be announced on the news surely.

Torontonoob · 15/09/2023 22:55

No idea who Dan Wotton is

Missedmytoe · 15/09/2023 22:55

NotSayingItsTheMasonsBut · 15/09/2023 21:54

Sorry but you've gone too far with Hartley the hare, I will defend my childhood hero to the hilt.
How very dare you.

I was only talking about Hartley this evening. He was my favourite!

EsmaCannonball · 15/09/2023 22:55

ItstimeToMoveagain · 15/09/2023 22:53

Unless theyve done something on the same scale as JS then I don't see how a load of comedians can be the biggest scandal this year.

Yes, it would be about the same level as those Louis C.K. stories. Horrible but not exactly a scoop.

itwasntmetho · 15/09/2023 22:55

Princessconsuelabananahammock9 · 15/09/2023 22:47

I am clearly the only one on MN who loves RB.

His wife is lovely and I think he has worked hard at stability and become a rather polarizing political voice. One I don't always agree with, but his quick witt and hunger for knowledge I love. I watch his interviews with people and love how interested he is in them.
I hope it's not him since there are kids involved, but if he is I can't imagine him not owning up to it.
I hate the speculation though.

Yeah I'm with you, if it was on him I think he would own it, he knows he is flawed.

I can see why the corporate media would want to hold a magnifying glass on his faults though because of the things he reports on. I don't think it's him because he isn't an A lister.

squareyedannie · 15/09/2023 22:55

I swear i saw Elvis in Greggs once so it may very well involve him.

Ramalangadingdong · 15/09/2023 22:55

PrimitivePerson · 15/09/2023 22:54

They like to go riding around the grounds on Shergar.

Don’t. I would love for her not to have died. So sad.

ellie09 · 15/09/2023 22:56

I wouldn't be surprised if the blind items were fake and it was actually about the recent revelations of female NHS surgeons getting assaulted by their male colleagues and how this is covered up.

I think the article said 2/3 of them said they had been assaulted during their career.

Would make a far bigger story than Russell Brand shagging someone or another nonce celebrity.

ThreeRingCircus · 15/09/2023 22:56

Princessconsuelabananahammock9 · 15/09/2023 22:53

I just read the latest news article about RB and him and his wife just welcomed their third child. I hope it's not him. He really has come far and turned his life around. It would be incredibly disappointing as hes inspired so many with addictions.

I also have ADHD like him, so some of his wellness tips I have incorporated as well.

Hopefully not. I can't see a story about him being big enough but this may yet turn out to be a big fuss over nothing. We'll know tomorrow I guess!

Ramalangadingdong · 15/09/2023 22:56

squareyedannie · 15/09/2023 22:55

I swear i saw Elvis in Greggs once so it may very well involve him.

Greggs? That makes sense.

Lifeomars · 15/09/2023 22:58

OnAFrolicOfMyOwn · 15/09/2023 22:47

Still with the aliens here

Suella would threaten them with being sent to Rwanda

TokyoSushi · 15/09/2023 22:58

Ugh, I'm disappointed already! Night all!

ScrambledSmegs · 15/09/2023 22:59

Just watched some clips of Hartley Hare. That thing is messed up! I'm going to have nightmares.

ThingthatgoesFFSinthenight · 15/09/2023 22:59

Well we have had politicians lying and breaking the law. Serious corruption in government. National treasures being found out as acting in immoral and dubious ways, nurse killing babies, massive fires, floods, record topping and frightening signs of climate breakdown, ongoing beginning of WW3, China spying on us and insider in Government helping them, Tussian threatening to nuke us, secret Chinese police stations, schools built from crumbling concrete, … I could go on.

It’s really difficult to even contemplate what might be bigger news than any of those. It HAS to be imminent Alien invasion. It’s the only sensible conclusion.

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