Seriously? Seriously?
Biggest scoop of the year, apparently? Russel Brand?
What about the vile, bubbling, seething ocean of Tory corruption bespoiling this land? The increasing gulf between rich and poor? The ideological chasm of Brexit v Remain? Our sewage washed rivers and beaches? Our collapsing schools? Our...
Oh, never mind.
Russell Brand fucks squirrels, or whatever. 🤷🏻♀️