Naked cleaning

[stressedlandlord]

Does anyone do naked or topless cleaning?
I'm wondering if there is a market for it?
Can't decide if better to set up independently or join one of the big nation wide companies.

Are there many big nationwide naked cleaning companies? Genuinely curious!

When I deep clean the bathroom floor and shower tray I wear just pants so I don't get bleach on my trousers and an old t-shirt of DH's from when he was fat. I might advertise on my local Facebook page.

A couple, I've found. But my area doesn't seem well covered by them. I think it is mainly used as an agency and the staff self employed?

What? 🤣

I expect there's a market for most things sex related but it doesn't make it any the more appealing

I have often suggested to my H that he does naked cleaning for women who want to look at his cute bottom.😂

There’s very little call for actual cleaning. The agencies are basically pimps - I looked into this. Extras are expected and basically required.
Going alone could be risky…..

Isn't that just a cover for prostitution?

Exactly my thoughts!

It doesn't really make sense otherwise....

Yes that was my concern! 🫤

Huh? Why d'you ask OP?

Is there a reason you’d rather clean naked than with your clothes on?

Might be worse than actual prostitution as you probably have clean first and then the prostitution bit

You could dress up in pvc and get men to clean your house for you instead (and pay you for the privilege).

Is it topless if my boobs tuck into my trousers?

I will clean in the privacy of my own home in limited clothing if it's hot or there's a lot of water involved...

Are you wanting to be the cleaner, or wanting a naked cleaner?
I mean, both options are strange really.

Scrubbing toilets, cleaning floors, & giving hand jobs in crap covered marigolds?!

Funnily enough, no, I'm yet to try it.

I've just watched a film on the same topic but can't for the life of me remember what it's called. A woman sets up a company with naked male cleaners who actually offer a lot more. It is set in Australia though where the sex trade is licensed.

I don’t think there is a market for just naked cleaning
there definitely is a market for naked cleaning and extras

the biggest concern is how dangerous it is to go to an unknown randoms house

Is that what they are calling it there days?, just be careful where the hoover ends up

This.

Have thought about... bar work?

Anyone remember Eurotrash. Used to show the Romeo cleaners (From Germany). Not exactly hunks. When we had two Germans working for us I used to tell them to watch it for "The cream of German Manhood!" They had enough of a sense of humour to sign a Christmas card "From the Romeo cleaners!!"