Smithy's speech on Curry night is the best
Lamb bhuna, chicken bhuna, prawn bhuna, keema naan, mushroom rice, bag of chips and nine poppadoms,.
'And then we're just gonna...'
wow hang on. Why have we all gotta... why are we all just...?
"Because it's nice'.
No it's not, not for me, because I can guarantee somebody here, probably Stacey, has ordered a Korma. Am I wrong, Mick, am I wrong?
And that's pointless to me, it's futile, because I won't touch it, but I can guarantee that Pete is already thinking about my bhunas. Pete, have you thought about my bhunas?
Right, they're my bhunas, if you want a bhuna, order a bhuna.
I've had enough of this, it's the same as when I went out with Chinese and his missus last week, they're all digging into mine, going, 'Yours is really nice'. Yes it is, that's why I ordered it.
In fact forget it, I want no part of it. I'll order my own and eat it in the car.