I've NC because this is very outing and I suspect the girls I'm talking about are probably women on MN now.
When we were about 12, me and three other girls found a cassette tape wedged into a hole in a tree in a field. The label was scrawled with "Harold" in really odd writing. We could make out that it was Harold but only just. We listened to it - It had weird music on it and a man talking in what we assumed was a Middle Eastern language. The talking was only about 20 seconds-long.
To cut a very long story short, we eventually found out that the man was actually talking in Old English, and talking about him loving a swan 😳
A while later, we were learning about the Anglo-Saxons, and it transpired that Harold Godwinson (last Saxon king) was married to a woman known as Edith Swanneck.
Was it genuinely King Harold Godwinson's voice that was somehow recorded, transferred onto cassette and jammed into a tree in a field in 1998?
Probably not fuck that, it definitely was
If not - what the actual fuck was it all about? Who recorded it? For what purpose? And, again, why was it wedged in a tree?
We visited that tree religiously for years afterwards and nothing else materialized.
I wonder who's got that cassette nowadays.