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For my birthday, I got a bottle of Talisker Talisker...

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moggerhanger · 03/09/2023 22:32

...and the lemon is in play 😄

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Ciarianna · 03/09/2023 22:33

??

CatChant · 03/09/2023 22:43

Baloo at 10 o’clock!

Cherrypi · 03/09/2023 22:44

Not a genuine Patek Philippe?

istolethetalisker · 03/09/2023 22:46

20 cigarettes because that’s as many as you can stick in a fish cake

notprincehamlet · 03/09/2023 22:49

You see before you the airline. Drink us in.

PRAMtran · 03/09/2023 22:51

Yellow car

frootitootie · 03/09/2023 22:56

The Princess of Liechtenstein!

Fromage · 03/09/2023 22:57

There isn't one - it's the old man's knee.

PerpetuallyIndecisive · 03/09/2023 23:08

Jelly Babies to manual…

Saisong · 03/09/2023 23:11

Are you declaring yourself a rabbit of negative euphoria?

Coffeepott · 03/09/2023 23:11

Hey Chief! I might be wrong...

Lostmyunicorn · 03/09/2023 23:12

Amigo dogs, Spanish breed, very friendly, often found in threes.

BeverlyBrook · 03/09/2023 23:25

Yello car!

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moggerhanger · 03/09/2023 23:25

My people 🤩

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DysmalRadius · 03/09/2023 23:26

I don't want a goose friend!!

DMCWelshcakes · 03/09/2023 23:27

Hedgehog O'Brien! Weasels King Henry!

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moggerhanger · 03/09/2023 23:30

Coffeepott · 03/09/2023 23:11

Hey Chief! I might be wrong...

A couple of months back I attended a webinar on learning lessons in risk management. And they started talking about the aviation industry and Crew Resource Management. It's just as well mikes were off as I immediately yelled "Hey, Chief!"

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deltablue · 03/09/2023 23:40

Errr, I seem to have stumbled into a parallel universe. Could anyone enlighten me?

WhatWouldHopperDo · 03/09/2023 23:46

Flight 2020202 is now ready for boarding at gate 8. It is not late. It will not wait

ZombieBeryl · 03/09/2023 23:46

Snoopadoop the cockerpoo, noblest of hounds!

WhatWouldHopperDo · 03/09/2023 23:48

I just remembered my favourite line.

Sore lipped and accidentally drunk!

Original poster
moggerhanger · 03/09/2023 23:50

@deltablue Cabin Pressure. A radio comedy series, and a work of complete genius.

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Original poster
moggerhanger · 03/09/2023 23:51

Mine is the exchange "My dog is not ridiculous!" "Then whose dog is this?"

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FelicityBeedle · 04/09/2023 00:15

‘This makes me feel…unemployed’

BouleBaker · 04/09/2023 02:49

No, I'm sorry Carolyn. I carried the sheep for you, I climbed the tree, I rode the back of the truck but now Ihave to x ray these geese.