For my birthday, I got a bottle of Talisker Talisker...

[moggerhanger]

...and the lemon is in play 😄

Police officer: Would you mind telling me what you’ve got in the back, sir?

Arthur: “Oh yeah, of course. A thousand strawberry ice lollies and the Princess of Lichenstein.”

The cold drove me in

That can happen, in the winter months.

DD(11) chose "Zurich" for a trip out this morning. We were laughing so hard I had to pull over to compose myself.

Fizz. Buzz. Have a banana.

Not so fast Man Cub

It's not "have a banana", it's " 'ave a banaaaana'"

It's a snowman! It's just a snowman!

On a scale of 1 - 10 , how good a pilot do you think are?

5.85

No one's ever answered to 2 decimal places before

When Arthur was trying to describe his dad….
He’s er he’s er he’s er
No he’s not brilliant…..

My god he must be awful.

The hat is paramount

Arthur, break the emergency glass! I require my Biggles hat. (I use this frequently )

Have you changed your fabric conditioner?

Not to BACON!

We flew to Greece this summer - imagine us during the safety demonstration.

’ if it makes a noise like a dolphin, I don’t know WHAT you’ve done’

YELLOW CAR ! ! !

Wasn't there a MNetter whose husband was driving a vehicle transporter carrying nothing but yellow cars? It was a happy day for CP fans here 😀

I know! I'm such a lucky girl!

Used often in our house

It couldn't be more perfect for you if it came with a cartwheel sized hat.

OP I know you think it is Talisker but check the seal carefully - does it smell of nail varnish at all?

DH says he missed a trick by not putting a bottle of Aldi own brand into the Talisker box, labelled McHamish's Special Reserve.

Also us on a flight to Paris
there was a disappointing lack of being interrogated as to whether I stole my whiskey